I just looked outside my window and its not doing what the weather man said it would. I want my money back
I never knew Hitler could play the banjo. And he played it left hand..................................Higgy played guitar
I'd lick them by smiling. Do weather forecasters go on to make a living in the psychic/fortune telling circuit? All you need for either career is to blend a few minor facts with a lot of generalisations and everyone believes it. Today - cold (surely this is a subjective term?) but bright with a chance of snow or rain in some parts. Pretty much sums up about 50% of the planet at any one time Dead husband - he was a family man wasn't he (no **** Sherlock, the daughter is sat next to her bloaty northern mother) and you miss him a lot don't you (no fooling you eh?) and despite a few ups and downs he really loved you didn't he? Hang on, I'm getting something (holds finger to ear piece linked to his producer who has a list of all audience members and why they have shown up) his name was Malcolm and he wants to say he is happy where he is (in hell being anally abused by dwarves with razorblade strap-ons, because let's face it, an eternity being buggered is better than a life with that fat mess of a wife) Easy.
I don't make a living out of forecasting. It is not my job. I do it as a hobby because I have an interest in meteorology and anything else science and nature related.
You clueless **** Being passionate about the weather is sad as ****. It's going to happen anyway, trying to predict it for certain makes it boring. Nerd.
