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Ranger arrested again!!! LOL!!!

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  1. pgakev

    pgakev Active Member

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    I see that the fool has been arrested again, in the Gate in Newcastle.

    How long is it before we here he has either been....

    A. Shot
    B. Arrested for Murder
    C. Found tied up in a sack at the bottom of the Tyne.

    Thoughts anyone???
     
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    pgakev, Mar 14, 2013
  2. Decolinks

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    Crazy, i was reading an article just before that said Workington Reds were interested in signing him but couldnt get hold of him.

    The article believed he was currently playing sunday leage football in the north east somewhere.

    However having done a quick search apparently he has now confirmed he isnt interested via twitter. What a delieght this bloke is! (source http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/sport/...ington-reds-1.1042336?referrerPath=sport/reds)
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    He is a joke....
     
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  4. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    He needs to be blasted into space - its for everyone's benefit including his
     
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  5. pgakev

    pgakev Active Member

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    I see a Justin Fashanu moment coming soon for Mr Ranger! Hanging by a rope or whatever!!!
     
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  6. Lieutenant

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    I can imagine the torment Mr Ranger will be going through when he turns 40 odd and thinks to himself, what if? what a mong I once was
     
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  7. Blue harvest

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    No, he would think he's been selected to represent Earth at the Galaxy cup!
     
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  8. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    40 ?

    This lad will be surveying the ruins of his career, and learning the rudiments of bankruptcy law, at 28.
     
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  9. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    Man is an absolute pratt. A PROFESSIONAL footballer he is not, nor ever will be.
     
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  10. Lieutenant

    Lieutenant Well-Known Member

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    Somehow this doesn't sound like a farfetched statement to me.
     
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    Lieutenant, Mar 14, 2013

  11. Stamford Brook R

    Stamford Brook R Well-Known Member

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    I believe he played for Hetton Lyons.
     
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  12. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    he has been out of trouble for a month
     
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  13. mustyfrog

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    Can't say i have ever heard of him
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

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    What's he done this time? <doh>

    It's sad to see a footballing talent waste his life like this.

    You reap what you sow I suppose... it's very sad but makes me angry! <grr>

    Who wouldn't give their Mother-in-law's front teeth for a contract at the Toon?

    Idiot.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 15, 2013
  15. Agent Bruce

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    The police should start charging him board and lodgings, that might put an end to his escapades.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 15, 2013
  16. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    is he that much of a dickhead?
     
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    mustyfrog, Mar 16, 2013
  17. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    he makes Barton look a saint
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, Mar 16, 2013
  18. Obi Wan

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    Yes! Absolute waste of space - and a waste of talent and opportunities that other lads can only dream about.
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 16, 2013
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hitting a lass is the lowest of the low.
    Luckily ge isn't our problem anymore.
     
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