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New Pope! Lovely smashing super

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Mmm idea like I do.
     
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  2. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    They spend a lot of time in bars too, so the alcohol problem is solved too!

    Question is, would your lightsaber be a one handed jobby or a two handed one?

    I'm guessing the latter.
     
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  3. The FRENCH TICKLER

    The FRENCH TICKLER Well-Known Member

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    They tried but John Terry rejected the job as he is holding out for the Chelsea managers job.

    Looks like the new Pope has now finally put an end to all the speculation about Bullseye returning with its legend presenting again and the Pope's transport network has been increased to include a Speed Boat and a Caravan for his weekends off. Fitted with a darts board of course. :D
     
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  4. Calamty Jane

    Calamty Jane Well-Known Member

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    whenever I meet religious types I immediately feel like Einstein dealing with a toddler.No logic just stupid dogma -usually smeared in sexist/homophobic bigotry.You can study theology for gods sake!What next a PhD in nursery rhymes.21st century and the pope is headline news!??????
     
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  5. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>That one's almost as good as "kipping with the fish."
    Keep 'em coming.
     
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  6. PoolTiger

    PoolTiger Active Member

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    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuncio
    Anybody into derivation of words? Could this be the forerunner of 'nonce'? :shocked:
     
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  7. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Old school cool.

    Two handed every day of the week.
     
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  8. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    Catholicism is the worlds worst religion anyway.
    you can commit crimes as long as you ask a priest for forgiveness?
    there's not much point asking a kiddy fiddler for points on ethics anyhow.

    he doesnt even speak english, yay good luck on that one.

    all the Portuguese will be happy
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    What do the Portuguese have to do with anything?
     
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  10. HullCityAFC1904

    HullCityAFC1904 Well-Known Member

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    It's amazing this day and age that people are prepared to be 'led' by somebody like this who is clearly a bigot, he's even worse than the last one who served the Nazis, whether he liked doing it or not
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    What the **** are you on about?
     
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  12. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    I think Patty misheard 'Lesbian' as 'Lisbon' <whistle>
     
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  13. John. Walkington.

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    Just want to congratulate Bullseye's Jim Bowen for being elected as the new Pontiff.
    Apparently he gave the Cardinals the time it took the board to revolve to decide. But they should really have pushed him onto the balcony in a speedboat with his non dart playing partner from Barnsley!
    His first decree is to stay outta the black and in the red nothing in this church for a choir boy in your bed.
     
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  14. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Roman Catholic church appoints 'mature' man as Pope shock. Non believers furious.

    READ ALL ABOUT IT!
     
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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Iiiiiiiinnnnn one- No more bumming choirboys

    Iiiiiiiiiinnnnnn two No more cover ups
     
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  16. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    He's the sort of humble guy i'd trust as a kid
     
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  17. Calamty Jane

    Calamty Jane Well-Known Member

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    Pimp my ride you pussy believers!!said the pope story teller.
    Catholic church probably one of historys biggest mass murderers -telling vulnerable people in an AIDS hot spot not to use condoms
     
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  18. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    That's nowt

    Have you hear about that secret book they all use with the so-called Ten Commandments in it?

    Here's the seventh one

    7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

    Crazy, eh?
     
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  19. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    Portuguese is the predominant language spoken in Brazil and in the majority of Argentina (along with Spanish)............ thought every **** knew that.... apparently not.. hmm perhaps the Spanish language has over taken the Portuguese lingo by now..
     
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  20. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Judaism! That's just cutting the end of your cock off to spite your face isn't it? No more bacon butties!
     
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