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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Mate of mine failed 6 tests and on the 7th he calmed his nerves with about half a bottle of voddy, sailed through the test.

    I hit a couple of cars on my first test. Examiner didn't want to walk too far back to the test center and asked me to parallel park in a small gap. I bumed on the way back and again on the way forward but she couldn't fail me for it as parking wasn't part of the test back then. Still failed for approaching junctions too quickly (watched too much Sweeney). She was fine about the bumps and I got the feeling that she may have been flirting with me, A Wid have an' all.

    Second test I was perfect. Not a thing wrong and I was curteous and considerate to other cars, thought it was in the bag. The examiner said I'd failed because during the half hour I'd passed closer than 3ft to a stationary vehicle. That was because I'd been driving down roads only wide enough for one car to pass. She was fat, she was ugly and she was no doubt a man-hating lesbian.

    Third test lasted all of 10 minutes, the bloke pulled over after I'd done the emergency stop and 3-point turn, flicked through the highway code signs book and was writing out the pass before I'd even started to answer. Doddle.

    Only ****s and *****s pass first time.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    As long as you remember the correct order, you'll be fine:

    Mirror > Perv > Masturbate
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Best of luck saints.
     
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    If you fail.. you're a ****.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> a DBS written off by a pink corsa! Couldn't make it up <applause>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only daft girlies take the test more than once. No pressure though, saints <laugh>
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    We're all behind you,literally:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I failed twice :(
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ya ****in girlie.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Thinking of getting a new brief. My A3 is alright but it's a wee **** power wise. Was thinking maybe a 2 litre scirroco.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or an Audi TT, it would suit you ya ****in girlie.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Nev's new cock magnet <ok>
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>'
     
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    <ok>
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I hope you mindyfail saints.

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  18. Null

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    There should be a maximum amount of times yer allowed to sit yer test ...

    3 fails and banned forever!
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    I failed 3 times in London and gave up,didn't start driving again for 10 years and passed after third time here in Dublin:embarrassed:
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Girlies fail driving tests. Coincidence? I think not.
     
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