Mate of mine failed 6 tests and on the 7th he calmed his nerves with about half a bottle of voddy, sailed through the test. I hit a couple of cars on my first test. Examiner didn't want to walk too far back to the test center and asked me to parallel park in a small gap. I bumed on the way back and again on the way forward but she couldn't fail me for it as parking wasn't part of the test back then. Still failed for approaching junctions too quickly (watched too much Sweeney). She was fine about the bumps and I got the feeling that she may have been flirting with me, A Wid have an' all. Second test I was perfect. Not a thing wrong and I was curteous and considerate to other cars, thought it was in the bag. The examiner said I'd failed because during the half hour I'd passed closer than 3ft to a stationary vehicle. That was because I'd been driving down roads only wide enough for one car to pass. She was fat, she was ugly and she was no doubt a man-hating lesbian. Third test lasted all of 10 minutes, the bloke pulled over after I'd done the emergency stop and 3-point turn, flicked through the highway code signs book and was writing out the pass before I'd even started to answer. Doddle. Only ****s and *****s pass first time.
please log in to view this image please log in to view this image a DBS written off by a pink corsa! Couldn't make it up
Thinking of getting a new brief. My A3 is alright but it's a wee **** power wise. Was thinking maybe a 2 litre scirroco.
There should be a maximum amount of times yer allowed to sit yer test ... 3 fails and banned forever!
I failed 3 times in London and gave up,didn't start driving again for 10 years and passed after third time here in Dublin
