The ones with beards wear daft hats and are deeply irritating on flights to New York. Have you considered Buddhism? I think you can pretty much do you what you like with that one and they have some very nice temples.
From what i read in the papers this morning, he's done a lot for the community in Buenos Aires. Seems a decent choice. Apart from the usual Aids, gay bashing stuff. But then again that's a pre-requisit for the clergy. All that Falklands stuff is **** stirring.
Maybe OLM was right all along. I haven't really thought this one through have I? Damn you OLM and damn you ISTPLT. In god we trust.
I know I could do to lose a few pounds but are you taking the rise? Oh yeah, I'll go 'round telling every **** that I wanna be just like Budha. It'd be set up on a plate for them and I ain't no mug. Damn you again OLM.
I am a Scientologist and you are all Suppressive Persons. One day we will have a Cleared 'Teegeeack' (Earth) and you will all have perished. Something like that anyway. Up yours Xenu!
Been there, done that. Right pile of old ****. Fancy believing in that load of old nonsense with there is no proof that any of it is actually right. It's based on the ramblings of a mad man. Stick to the old school.
Think I was there for that one. He's great is Tim Minchin, that particular song is quite simple but some of them are just bloody genius with the lyrics he gets in there and the points he makes through song.
I didn't know that, having taken a look, it's a hell of a place... please log in to view this image I'd definitely go Buddhist CG, deffo the best buildings.
Are you saying if I get all Budha'd up I could live there rent free? No brainer that one, have you got their phone number?
Madhyamaka Kadampa Meditation Centre Kilnwick Percy Hall, Pocklington, York YO42 1UF phone: (01759) 304 832
It's quite cheap to stay there.. Dorm (£20 per night including basic breakfast) Single Room (£35 per night including basic breakfast) Twin / Double Room (£55 per room per night including basic breakfast) Only downside is there's no alcohol, no meat and no TV(though bizarrely, they do have WiFi)
Could be the place to go for a quite Xmas http://www.madhyamaka.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bB-300x200.jpg - Dorm (£20 per night including basic breakfast) - Single Room (£35 per night including basic breakfast) - Twin / Double Room (£55 per room per night including basic breakfast) Vegetarian meals and / or self-catering facilities are also available.
I was looking at sorting a Jolly boys over Chrimbo with some of my old Army mates. Evil Evans is coming over from France and Mad Bob is up for it so it'll be a good night. The rest of the lads can be a bit of a handful though! Can't see it being quiet mind.
You strike me as being more suitable for following the Jedi religion Carmine. Brown robes, waving your lightsaber around, what's not to like there?
