Off to Liverpool tomorrow for my mates stag party. Ditched the whole stripper thing and opted for hiring a midget to be handcuffed to the fella for 4 hours. The wee man is gettin paid nearly £100 an hour to come out, get pished and have a feed with us, at our expense. What a job. It was difficult choice to decide which character to go for but we opted for Mr.T. Have the stag dressing as Hannibal Smith, so should make some interesting conversations and some great pics. please log in to view this image Off course the strip clubs & brass will follow soon after. I'll get the wee fella a few drinks but I'm not paying for him to get his end.
He'll have a great time. 4 hours cuffed to this little fella on Friday night, who wouldn't like that. Saturday will be a day of booze, football and Medro possibly finding the mother of his 1st child.
Try and find a tourist then mate, I wouldn't want the mother of your child to be a scouser, ****ing accent goes right through me.
What on earth are you on about? He isn't even in Liverpool yet, the pic is merely just to show what it will be like.
No that's from their website Dumbass. It goes through me too but if I am intoxicated the voice won't matter a jot to me.
Toby's rage at Medro for having friends. <lonelychristmas> Dumbass I'm not getting married and even if I was the only ones that would get invites to my stag would be all the not606 Rangers family, Ciaran and Toby. Hell maybe even Mindy for some comic relief.
Worst night out ever. I wouldn't spend 4 hrs in the company of a bunch of drunken Belfast blue-noses for £100,000, let alone being cuffed to one of the ****ers. Poor little racist dwarf. Is this some sort of cryptic reference to "In Bruges" btw?
