I have no Friends

Apart from you guys, and you've all abandoned me.

 

Hi mate, any fun facts?

 

Oh FFS, someone talked to me on this forum. I've got a special fact just for you. It deserves it's own thread. It's on it's way.

 

I could be a friend to you.

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Afternoon Special, to become a friend to anyone on here you need to start posting photos of gaping arseholes, minge and tay-tays. Surefire way to get the positive rep.

Steer clear of anything negative to say about The Toon or Scousers because they hold onto a grudge like a bredren holds on to KFC.

 

Pffft, that's only factually true.

 

Av got loads of friends. I'll trade you some. Who do you want and what ye offering for them?

 

Let him in on the heist as lookout maybe

 

Then shoot him after it and we could all split his share.

 

Is this going to turn into some sort of Not 606 Swapshop? Queef could be the auctioneer.

 

I'll be your mate SSK, I charge reasonable rates too

 

.Cruel but just in case

 

Friends are overrated. You're better off without them, Sleepy.

 

if you need a friend, get a dog ...

 

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Is that a 'Wid Ye' bisexual conundrum?

 

Where's the conundrum? I see fifteen orifices and a mountain load of fun when I look at that picture.

 

Wise words. I gave up all of my friends years ago and haven't regretted it once. No plans to make any new ones, either. (It's just simpler.)

 

I was gonna suggest SSK contact yourself.

 

I`ll be there for yoooo.....