The "You're all Bastards and I'm Leaving" Thread (Luv can't spell)

Ok so lets get this crap out of the way in one thread.

As we know there's a drama queen inside us all.

Many have left in a huff and have posted their obituary thread only for them to be begged to stay, told to **** off or laughed at.

So instead of us all having to read this **** on individual threads lets just post it here, doesn't matter if you are leaving or not post your "last post" here.

 

What's a batard?

 

A ******ed Batman?

 

I've been on here since 1932 and can't believe how badly I've been treated over the last few days.

You're all bastards! All I said was that Suarez dived in the last game and everyone ganged up on me and called me a ****er.

The Dave and Billy clique then told me in a PM that Zingy is on his way round to give me a kicking.

You're all bullys and I'm leaving the site for good. I hate you all and have been crying all night, I hope you're proud of yourselves, I'm the shadow of the man I used to be because of all this abuse.

Goodbye cruel forum I wont be back.

 

It's something in the title of this thread that I can't edit.

 

That's ok. If it makes you happy I'm happy to be one.

 

Last post

 

Do they get to wear a cape ?

 

****in hell not606 pool board turning in to a right soap opera.

 

I blame the BBC ( the bunch of batards )

 

British Batard Conspiracy.

 

I don't think your a batard - and I shoukd know 'coz I know EVERYTHING

Anyway I thought this was your signature tune

[video=youtube;ln4QojnG7G8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln4QojnG7G8[/video]

 

If the mods on here had any kind of love they would correct my typo. I fully expect the title to remain unchanged bastards!

 

Luv's ID's been hacked, the real Luv would have had a poll, this imposter can go fondle himself!

 

too many batards on this thread!

why cant people edit titles to threads on here for typos etc? if you create them, should be able to edit them surely.

 

I'm done with polls I'm considering a new way to be annoying.

 

Nope you can edit the post but not the title, silly but fact.

Nobody else has put their obituary up they are all too busy taking the piss out of my typo.

 

Maybe your typo will bring harmony to the board. I think its becuase we havent lost for a few games so people havent been able to moan **** people have even been praising Downing recently!!

 

Maybe we should all leave in protest ??

Either that or appoint moderator number 1,057 to be in charge of changing thread titles ?

Th(o)ughts ?

 

have i missed something here?

that seems like a sarcastic attempt to either imply, we have too many mods, or i think we need more?