I wanted to be a fighter pilot in the RAF. . Then I wanted to be a detective but didn't fancy being a regular copper for a few years first.. I also smoked too much cannabis back then.. Then I wanted to work for MI5 but my love of cannabis got in the way.. Then I stopped wasting my life smoking cannabis and lived the dream by becoming an estate agent. True story
Probably true at the moment. . Could be worse though I guess.. I could travel the country doing audits.. If I did that I'd definitely have to kill myself.
Travelling the country's bad enough but I've been stuck in Leeds for 5 ****ing months How did it come to this I spent some time on merseyside and Wales now Leeds. If the ****s want me to do Newcastle I'll get the message . Might have to invest in a short length of rope.
When the careers officer told me joining star fleet was too aspirational I settled for a job as a pit pony. The miners strike in 84 finished that though. I now sell newspapers outside central station in Glasgow. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
I wanted to be an archaeologist, until I discovered that the Indiana Jones franchise wasn't entirely realistic
A. Stunt man B. I became a casino inspector. On reflection i think i did ok. [video=youtube;9Gn3OJH3VVo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gn3OJH3VVo[/video]
I want in on your heist, and i will be the guy dressed up as a police man first on the scene to buy us an extra few minutes and pop some caps in the asses of the ones that want to be a ****ING HERO ..... NORWAY Style