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What did you want to be when you grew up?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Just avoid colours, look at the grief they had in reservoir dogs.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ***** and ****, obviously <laugh>
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "I'll be Mister Purple"
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I guess we asked for that <laugh>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    True <laugh>

    Can I be **** please?
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You can,I'll just be Mick:smiley:
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    And thus began the successful, yet ****, not606 gangster franchise - Motions 11.
     
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  8. gas

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    If I'm not too late, I want in on this caper. :D
     
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  9. Sweats

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    I wanted to be a fighter pilot in the RAF. . Then I wanted to be a detective but didn't fancy being a regular copper for a few years first.. I also smoked too much cannabis back then.. Then I wanted to work for MI5 but my love of cannabis got in the way.. Then I stopped wasting my life smoking cannabis and lived the dream by becoming an estate agent.

    True story <ok>
     
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  10. gas

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    <wah> You poor bastard, I feel for you I really do <wah>
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    I'm not poor<ok>
     
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  12. gas

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    Being poor is paradise compared to being an Estate Agent. :)
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Probably true at the moment. .


    Could be worse though I guess.. I could travel the country doing audits.. If I did that I'd definitely have to kill myself.
     
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  14. gas

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    <laugh>

    Travelling the country's bad enough but I've been stuck in Leeds for 5 ****ing months<grr> How did it come to this <wah>

    I spent some time on merseyside and Wales now Leeds. If the ****s want me to do Newcastle I'll get the message . Might have to invest in a short length of rope. <whistle>
     
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  15. Sweats

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    Chokey **** time then dude..


    Leeds is quite a nice city isn't it??
     
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  16. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    When the careers officer told me joining star fleet was too aspirational I settled for a job as a pit pony. The miners strike in 84 finished that though. I now sell newspapers outside central station in Glasgow. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I wanted to be an archaeologist, until I discovered that the Indiana Jones franchise wasn't entirely realistic <grr>
     
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  18. LEROY FER 10

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    A. Stunt man


    B. I became a casino inspector.


    On reflection i think i did ok.



    [video=youtube;9Gn3OJH3VVo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gn3OJH3VVo[/video]
     
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  19. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I want in on your heist, and i will be the guy dressed up as a police man first on the scene to buy us an extra few minutes and pop some caps in the asses of the ones that want to be a ****ING HERO .....

    NORWAY Style
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer in. You can be our master of disguises.
     
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