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Chris Huhne To Do Porridge

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Eight months in fact. Him and his ex-missus.

    Anyone fancy doing his time for him, for a price?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 11, 2013
  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Im sure you'd be up for if huhne just came over and pleasured your wife whilst you watch.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Mar 11, 2013
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    No thanks.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 11, 2013
  4. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I'll do it.

    In fact I'll do anything for money, just let me know what you want,

    I've watched "The League of Gentlemen" so I don't have any boundries.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Mar 11, 2013
  5. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else think that we might be better using the space in clink to bang up violent offenders?
     
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  6. gas

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    No

    Lib Dems are far worse than violent offenders.
     
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    gas, Mar 11, 2013
  7. RAVENBLACK

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    It wont be the same without Ronnie Barker.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Norman Stanley Huhne doesn't have the same ring to it. <laugh>
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    His arse will be full of porridge when somebody makes him his bitch
     
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    Erik, Mar 11, 2013
  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet Mark Oaten has already seen to that.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Here's the thing, you get to nine points on your licence and suddenly the penny drops.....don't speed.

    Or maybe not in Chris Huhne's case.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 11, 2013
  12. Mick

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    I haven't looked too much into the case - but it seems a bit over the top to get 8 months for trying to dodge a driving offence.
     
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    Mick, Mar 11, 2013
  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You don't help yourself. He lied in court ya fudder. <ok>
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Agree with Mike.

    Sir Alex Ferguson was caught speeding but dodged prosecution because Man Utd refused to tell the police who was driving his car. AFAIK that is accurate, it's as it was reported. If I ever get a speeding ticket I'll be trying that tactic.
     
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  15. OLOF

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    <laugh>

    yeah, some big cuhne
     
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    OLOF, Mar 11, 2013
  16. NSIS

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    Lib Dems have always been up for a bit of Tradesman's entrance action. Have been since Jeremy Thorpe!..
     
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  17. Mick

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    Understood and the court system is so far up its own arse that it will give someone who commits a 'driving offence + lies in court' a heavier sentence than it would for someone found with the likes of 'child pornography + tells truth in court'.
     
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  18. Erik

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    I couldn't believe it when I heard they'd both got eight months. It's not even an offence worthy of real punishment FFS! A fine of a couple of hundred quid is sufficient, let alone prison
     
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    Erik, Mar 11, 2013
  19. Ponders Revisited

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    He should be executed with immediate effect.
     
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  20. Erik

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    Fixed that for you <ok>
     
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    Erik, Mar 11, 2013
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