Queef Chegwin

Queef has a huge 12 " big fat dong.

 

Queef's morphing into Jip only bitterer and more fundamentally flawed.

 

Still got a big huge member though eh Cheg?

Ladies look out.

 

subtract 50% from the OP and you'll be more accurate.

 

7"-8" depending on arousal state.

12" is too big, believe me!

<BUCKLEDRING>

 

You obviously never watched 'Naked Jungle', Sleepy.

 

there's never a too big, unless you're a *****.

 

My wife said to me "you're just too big" during sex. She only said it once. I think she might have been lying. It was about the time she wanted a new washing machine,

 

Fair enough.

 

How would you know ya fkin trollop?

 

She was calling ye a fat bastard, ya dopey ****.

 

No booze this week.



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I've had my fair share. In fact, I've had a few others' share too in my time.

Any guy who gives it 'Some are just too big' clearly has a penis the size of a budgie's tongue.

****ing prick.

 

Lightweight.

 

Budgie's tongues remind me of clits. I have no idea why. I shan't be seeking an explanation either.

 

If the budgie has a 7" - 8" tongue depending on state of arousal, then I'm guilty as charged your honour.

 

'cos you can't find it?

 

Aye, never found Joey again after that fateful day he escaped.

 

That's smaller than average.

Ah still wid though.

You'd be like a charity **** though.

Or the prize for losing a bet.

 

Charity begins at home, and we all have your address.