I once got on a bus and the bloke in the back seat repeatedly kept saying 'touche' for the whole journey. The journey took about 45 minutes it was incredibly annoying. He obviously lives in North East England. Has anybody else comes across the bloke who can't stop saying 'touche'. It's an odd disease but then again I was once addicted to revels.
I once entered a competition to see how many times I could say " touche " on a 45 minute bus ride. There was only one other bloke on the bus and he was so engrossed in what I was doing he kept on dropping Revels all over the floor as he tried to force them into his mouth.
I once took two whores home, whilst pissed, they kept saying 'touche' or so i thought... Turns out it was their pimp standing in my doorway with a 9mm.
Most frustrating bus journey? The number 8 from Stanley to Sunderland. Takes almost an hour & a half to travel 14 miles. Mind you it's great if you fancy a guided tour of Washington, .
Best thing I have read on here for months and a great come back to the 'look at me' drivel that seems to be the norm on here now.. Nice one mate..
It's not 'look at me' post at all. It is totally serious I have actually been on a bus with the bloke who can't stop saying 'touche'. I await the day one of the other posters comes across him.
People who say "you know" at the end of every sentence drives me mad or "like". Touche means on gaurd in french i think. I remember and old woman in a house where i decorated once sat there whistling during talkng to us while we were speaking to her!.
