In what way were we derailing the thread? Anyway, threads are like houses in a way, if you leave your own thread for a certain amount of time and people move onto it, we make it our own, sort of virtual squatters rights. I'm afraid you will need to start another thread, I have changed the locks on this thread.
I'm sorry I don't. I'm all for the banter and ****, but when things start getting personal, that's where I draw the line.