It said £9 off but they don`t sell it for £27 usually, i feel like i saved 33.33333333333% but in reality it`s not a good look purchasing spirits at 7am.....
It does mean you get to watch the daily Running of the Jakes into the nearest newsagent at about 9:50am. I used to live on The Green and it's hobo central down there. They all congregate there to prepare for a day of drinking, begging and getting their heads stuck in bins.
Round about here in the morning is quite interesting sometimes. There is 3 distinct local 'characters' who you get to see from time to time. Regards the Jakey Run, we have "auld Robert" who's existence is lived in a total state of pishnest. He walks up and down the same path from the wee shop to wherever the **** he goes, but you'll see him and his bandy legs clad in denim walking up to the shop and back regardless of the weather. Supposedly, or as legend would have it, he suffered from a stroke and this is what he's been reduced to. We've also got a guy who hangs about outside a school at a set of traffic lights, waving to the passing traffic, with a big daft grin on his face. Finally, there is a bloke in a dress who you see in Tesco now and again. You normally imagine a tranny to be discreet, but this ****s wig looks like a burst couch and he's got a man's face. Welcome to Glasgow's East End.
What is it with homeless trannies? There is one in Aberdeen who pushes an auld shopping trolley about the place.
My flatmate`s Husky is still sporting a lampshade and she is feeding it through a septic wound in it`s stomache<i shall provide images>and i wish she would just put the bitch down or make it eat through it`s head..
How much did it cost her to get the operation? You could have done her a favour and stoved the ****'s skull in with hauf a brick then chucked the lifeless corpse in a canal. That's what you're supposed to do with a sick dog