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  1. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/may/18/premier-league-best-worst-2010-2011

    Interesting article in the guardian, quite enjoyed reading it and was nice to see the team, particularly Tiote get some recogntion, these are the categories in the article, I'm going to add mine with a slightly bias view, what would yours be?

    Player of the season
    Cheik Tiote

    Manager of the season
    David Moyes

    Goal of the season
    Tiote vs Arsenal

    Match of the season
    NUFC 5-1 SAFC

    Signing of the season
    Cheik Tiote/Hernandez

    Flop of the season
    Perch/Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Commentators, pundits, presenters continued bias towards "UNITED"

    Pundit of the season
    Phil Thompson (sorry lads I like him on SSN)

    Innovations needed for next season
    Goal line technology, less bias towards bigger teams.

    League of the season
    Tiote, hes in a league of his own.
     
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  2. Tiggyrimana

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    Good read Cheers for this GBB <ok> REP!
     
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  3. Dave A

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    Tiote's been a great buy for you guys, I'd definitely rate him as one of the buys of the season.
     
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  4. Beatski

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    Player of the season
    Cheik Tiote

    Manager of the season
    Ian Holloway

    Goal of the season
    Tiote vs Arsenal

    Match of the season
    NUFC 4-4 Lé Arse

    Signing of the season
    Cheik Tiote

    Flop of the season
    Sol Campbell

    Gripe of the season
    Commentators, pundits, presenters continued bias towards "UNITED"

    Pundit of the season
    Alan Shearer <whistle>

    Innovations needed for next season
    Cards for having a go at the ref, players being sent to the sidelines for "treatment" for at least 5 minutes if the game is stopped for a player rolling around.

    League of the season
    premier league, cant realistically give it to any other, since i don't follow them
     
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  5. Player of the season
    Sorry has to be Tevez for me.

    Manager of the season
    Dalgliesh. Takes a ****ty Liverpool side and could now finish in 5th and in Europe.

    Goal of the season
    Tiote vs Arsenal

    Match of the season
    Arsenal 4-4 Newcastle - It has to be

    Signing of the season
    Cheik Tiote

    Flop of the season
    Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Arsene Wenger never accepting that he deserves to lose and lose badly. He can't face his team aren't a patch on what it used to be and constantly pisses me off with his whinging.

    Pundit of the season
    Kamara

    Innovations needed for next season
    Goal line technology, less bias towards bigger teams.

    League of the season
    La Liga
     
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  6. Sir Bobby

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    This is done with no bias (no, seriously):

    Player of the season
    Yaya Toure

    Manager of the season
    Sir Alex Ferguson

    Goal of the season
    ?

    Match of the season
    NUFC 4-4 Arsenal

    Signing of the season
    Cheik Tiote/Hernandez

    Flop of the season
    Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Lots, but I can't remember

    Pundit of the season
    Andy Gra... oh wait

    Innovations needed for next season
    A system with no southern or big team bias

    League of the season
    EPL
     
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  7. Cal.

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    Player of the season
    Cheik Tiote

    Manager of the season
    Kenny Dalglish

    Goal of the season
    I would have Tiote's on par with Rooney's overhead kick, both showed unbelievable skill, technique and both were important goals.

    Match of the season
    Has to be the 4 - 4 draw. Imagine if Nolan's shot had gone in....

    Signing of the season
    Tiote has been fantastic, I don't even care about the stack of bookings, it's just part of his game. Hernandez deserves credit too, he's a whining little **** but he's one of the best finishers in the Premier League.

    Flop of the season
    Torres without a shadow of a doubt.

    Gripe of the season
    Chris Waddle - If it wasn't for Newcastle United he'd still be working in a meat pie factory the useless ****. Every ****er else turned him down, even his beloved Sunderland. Everything Newcastle do, in his eyes, is ****. Every goal was scrappy, every tackle is a foul and every foul committed against us is a fair challenge. We were "lucky" to beat Aston Villa, if only they hadn't missed their pelanty! ****er!! Also Mark Lawrenson is a ****er too. Now that we're safe he comes out with **** like "Newcastle were never in any danger of going down" but at the start of the season he didn't "know where the goals would come from". If all of his predictions had come true, I'm pretty sure we'd be bottom of the league with no points. **** it, while I'm on a rant Tony ****ing Cascarino is a twat as well. He's apparently an expert football tipster. He couldn't ****ing tip a pot of tea. He came out with something like "Newcastle drawing 4 - 4 with Arsenal doesn't make them a good team". Funny, I think you'll find that makes Newcastle a pretty good team to have the spirit and determination to come back from 4 nil down even with a little bit of help from the ref. Arsehole.

    Pundit of the season
    I'm ashamed to admit I like the work of Robbie Savage, I think he'll be an excellent pundit in the future.

    Innovations needed for next season
    Much higher standards of refereeing, and also referees should be accountable for their actions. If they make a massive cock up, they should be interviewed on MOTD like the managers and players are when they drop a bollock.

    League of the season
    I may be the only one, but I love the Bundesliga. It's so open and entertaining.
     
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  9. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Player of the season
    Premier League : Javier Hernandez , NUFC : Fabricio Coloccini

    Manager of the season
    Chris Hughton/Roy Hodgson

    Goal of the season
    Gareth Bale at Stoke

    Match of the season
    NUFC 5-1 SAFC , Tottenham 3-3 Arsenal

    Signing of the season
    Cheik Tiote/Hernandez

    Flop of the season
    Fernando Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Commentators, pundits, presenters continued bias towards "UNITED"

    Pundit of the season
    Jeff Stelling and Alan Shearer :)

    Innovations needed for next season
    Goal line technology, less bias towards bigger teams.

    League of the season
    Premier League as usual <ok>
     
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  10. Cal.

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    Player of the season
    Tevez, or van Persie

    Manager of the season
    Would have liked to say Hughton... Owen Coyle

    Goal of the season
    Tioté vs Arsenal

    Match of the season
    Newcastle 4 - 4 Arsenal

    Signing of the season
    Cheik Tioté

    Flop of the season
    Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Media, diving, lack of most of the things in the Guardian's suggestions for next season

    Pundit of the season
    Can't remember names, but if they're on Sport TV (Portugal) they'll tend to be good

    Innovations needed for next season
    Goal line technology, emulation of the Bundesliga as much as possible, an extra relegation place or two, get rid of stoppage time and stop clock when ball's out of play

    League of the season
    Bundesliga
     
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  11. Beatski

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    you mean Robbie "Newcastle need 11 new players to stay up" Savage?
     
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  12. biggeordiedave

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    Fair point. I did like his 606 stuff, though. Hated him as a player though.
     
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  13. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Player of the season
    Hernandez

    Manager of the season
    Ian Holloway

    Goal of the season
    Rooney vs City

    Match of the season
    NUFC 4-4 Arsenal

    Signing of the season
    Hernandez

    Flop of the season
    Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Ticket prices

    Pundit of the season
    There isn't one

    Innovations needed for next season
    Good referee's

    League of the season
    EPL
     
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  14. I want curly hair too

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    Player of the season
    Vidic

    Manager of the season
    Harry Redknapp

    Goal of the season
    Tiote vs Arsenal

    Match of the season
    4-4

    Signing of the season
    Hernandez

    Flop of the season
    Torres

    Gripe of the season
    Referees

    Pundit of the season
    --

    Innovations needed for next season
    Goal line technology, less bias towards bigger teams.

    League of the season
    err PL I guess
     
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  15. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Player: Vidic
    Manager: Fergie
    Goal: Tiote
    Game NUFC vs Arsenal
    Signing : Odenwingie
    Flop: Dzeko
    Gripe: Arsene Wenger vs Lpool- suggesting that Eboue hadn't done anything wrong when he should have just slated him
    Pundit: Alan Shearer
    Innovations: Prevent stokes long throw!
    League of the season: EPL
     
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