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Conversation between student and professor about dark, Shiny knows who the student is, can anyone else guess who?

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

 

Bet It wouldn't let you post the full thing rod Its that bloody long

 

I could very well be moving to Australia on the 1st of september. Can't wait

 

Why there are snakes there that chase cars my mate told me when we were pissed up one night

 

Where Bouts in aus shiny

 

If you do Brett, that would be great, I mean it in a nice way! I wish I had the chance to be in your Reebok's.

 

Who the **** wears reboks

 

I wear adidas and K SWISS and Plimsolls I'll be in Sydney for 1 week, Then I can chose where I would like to go, I will probably stay in Sydney.

 

What's it doing?

It is something I have always regretted not doing when I was younger because of this phobia of snakes I won't go there, but always wanted to.

 

Its a gap year sort of thing. I go there on a sunday then for a week they show me the sights then the following Monday they ask what I want to do and they will find me a job related. They give you a course on bar skills, Wouldn't mind doing that in Sydney. Can't wait, Anything to get out of this country for a while,

G'day mate............. there going to hate me

 

Your doing bloody wanted down under aren't you anything to get yourself on the bloody telly

 

Never heard of it tiger

 

I'd like to tour Australia

 

Then do it


I got fed up of saying it, So finally going to make it happen, Just have to get my Malia holiday out of the way. If it wasn't because of Malia I would be going in June.

 

Need to raise funds to do it

 

The one im doing cost 599. My mums a darling and agreed to pay it. Have to pay it back when I return next year though.

 

That's lucky

 

Lucky? She pays 600 quid to get rid of me for the year