Things That Annoy You

I haven't had a good rant on here for a while about things that annoy me. I need to get it off my chest before I end up getting done for GBH. What annoys you?

I'll start.

I hate ignorant ****s that put chewing gum in urinals when there's a bin 3 feet away. Don't they know that some Polish bird is going to have to clean that up after them? Ignorant gits.

 

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dugs walking laminate flooring, annoying as ****.

 

Old people. Especially ER.

 

It's funny when they slip though.

 

Crusader dogs interfering with a good thrashing of rebel scum

 

Boring old Russ Provan and his inane ramblings

 

****s who have patterns shaved into the back of their heads

 

When you're having a freestyle powerwank wearing your sisters pants in her room when she walks in without knocking

 

The keycard thing, when some ****er pulls out a pile to check the balance on them. 3 the other day this old bitch had. ****ing 3, she actually apologised for keeping me waiting after the 2nd one and still went on to put the third one in the machine.

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Baseball-capped neds with devil dugs. ****ing walking stereotypes

 

You've some imagination, or you're a vile incestuous ****ing pervert.

Hmmmmm.

 

Yeah, i hate it when your sister catches me too....

 

Tinas went all moist on us.

For a fat thing, she's got the grace of a ballet dancer.

 

Gets you wet though?

 

when im all set shower curtain on the floor a bucket of vegetable oil , snorkel , elephant thong and i cant find the ****ing whisk

 

Hello Venom

 

****ing right, the dirty skank should stretch it out, wrap a razor blade in it and stick it up her fadge for next time her pimp decides to rape her.

She'll thank us later!

 

WHAT?