Same here, Gambini. I used to feel that onions and garlic cooking together was the ultimate in cooking smells. But no, garlic and anchovies cooking together is what all good-looking, well-adapted people would immediately recognise as the ultimate cooking smell. It brings me instantly to Spain (the good parts, not the parts where people walk about in union flag shorts) and Portugal and Italy; baking heat that hits you like a wall and demands inaction; elegantly dressed people clinking glasses and an angry tumescence directed at all the impeccable, agonisingly unattainable fanny. Good times. Any tomato based sauce? Start with garlic and anchovies. The world will immediately feel like a better place. Incidentallyâ¦. Psychosomatic: Puttenesca Gambol: Putenesca Reality: Puttanesca. We let ourselves down there, to be honest.
Aye, Iâve noticed poor old Gambol failing all over the place. Itâs almost like he enjoys it. This was the final straw, though â he had no real right to fail in front of me â and Iâll be looking for an apology and an undertaking that heâll at least stop failing whenever Iâm in the room. What was your old signature, MD? Itâs the only one that has ever made me laugh and Iâve already forgotten what it was now that youâve changed it. As a general rule, however, signatures need to be banned. Right so, need to go to bed. I've got an extravagant tea to cook in the morning. Preparation is king.
Dinner is not eaten at night you ****ing tards, It's tea at night and anyone who says otherwise is a mong.
Get tae **** you Where were you yesterday when I was hanging around on Stirling main street like a tit, ya dopey git.
Yes! Magic. Something about gangs leaving fake babies by the side of the road and then raping the women who stopped to check on them. I need to try and remember how it was phrased, exactly, so that I can pass it off as my own one day. Great imagery. The product of a bafflingly corrupt mind. Back on topic….. Tea tonight: vegetarian lasagne. Even though I’m sure it will be exemplary, I failed.
I like to buy chicken wings thighs and drumsticks give them a quick rinse under the tap then shake lots of Jerk BBQ seasoning over them in a plastic, box chop a hot chilli with seeds up and throw that in shake up the box then leave in the fridge for a day.. Perfect for summer barbecues or just shove it in the oven with some potatoes and whole cloves of garlic. Steam some Thai rice and serve with broccoli in oyster sauce on the side
