Was sent these yesterday! Enjoy............................ The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "West Ham are good enough to finish above Millwall in the Championship." Snow White says,"Well at least Dopey's alive!" A source inside Camelot, the lottery people, has revealed that a man from West Ham was a recent winner in the nation's favourite weekly gamble. The lucky chap was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved West Ham. "If my three numbers come up and win me a tenner again," he added, "I'll gladly buy them another!" A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the Departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor. "Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew. "Oh yeah", he replies "Bloody hopeless .... we had the West Ham players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad." A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with. "Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?" "No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time" "Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your Father?" "No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!" The judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who Would you like to live with?" "I'd like to live with the West Ham Football Club" the boy replied quickly. "Why on earth would you want to live with the West Ham Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge. "Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"
Last night I was woken by 4 West Ham fans outside my house playing football with a hedgehog. I was absolutely disgusted and just about to phone the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up!
i like the one about the 3 babies mixed up in the hospital,,,cant remember how it goes if someone out there does stick it here its a good 1
Whats The Difference between Imogen Thomas And Avram Grant ?? ones famous for showing there tits to the world, the others ones Imogen Thomas. I'm not sure if you heard But Osama Bin Laden's body floated back up to the surface yesterday. So they attached Avram grant to him He's pretty good at making things go down. Further details have come to light on the West Ham autograph rejection, which led to the police being called in to their end of season bash. An eye witness heard the following...**** off and leave me alone. if you offer me your autograph again, I'm calling the police.
Further details have come to light on the West Ham autograph rejection, which led to the police being called in to their end of season bash. An eye witness heard the following...**** off and leave me alone. if you offer me your autograph again, I'm calling the police Geezer i thought the 1st one was funny too but who the **** is Imogen Thomas ?
I take it the Super Injunction story with the Prem footballer hasn't made it to Italy then? Was big news here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nting-super-injunction-calls-blackmailer.html P.S. some beardy bloke got shot in the head and dumbed in the sea, shocking stuff
heard a fair few rumours, most suggesting a MR R.Giggs, whether it really is time will tell as I'm sure your right that they will change the law to prevent these bastards preventing a good news story
she's not the brightest by all accounts, she thought the married footballer with kids would leave them for her, imagine her surprise when he decided not to So pretend to be a rich footballer, say you love her and she'll be putty in you hands
