The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Jeebus, no never clocked him saying any of that, though i never really look back on threads or pay much attention to what some folk say..

 

It was his standard response. Instead of saying he disagreed with your argument it would be "wipe yer leaky swollen arsehole yer fktrd" or some similar.

That's why I banned him from the board tbh. I can take the banter and the abuse, even the insults and DogDoo's random threats. I can even put up with sweat's propensity for swollen bollocks. But the constant use of the leaky arse metaphor was, quite frankly, utterly vile. I think I was eating beef stew when I banned him....

For me personally it's not a matter of being able to deal with it, it's a matter of whether we can be arsed to hear it. If someone came into the local pub and sat in the corner shouting random abuse and smearing their own **** over the walls we'd probably all be able to handle it. But I for one wouldn't complain when the landlord threw him out.

 

What makes it worse is that BBF apologised for it a while back because he knew he was out of order. However as soon as someone corrects his posts he reverts straight back to 'swollen arse' etc .

Like I said, I can't see why you won't tolerate him.

 

Hey, if he aims it at everyone then maybe I'm wrong and it isn't directed at me specifically. You can see why I assumed it is though, all things considered.

Maybe my 2+2 made 5 in this case but I really doubt it.

I admit my responses have stooped to his level but it's all someone like him will understand.

 

That's truly disgusting, I have no idea how football rivalry could lead someone to lose perspective to the degree that all sense of humanity goes out of the window. No wonder you won't have him on here.

He's a Paddy living in Finland isn't he? The ultimate plastic internet warrior.

 

Looks like I missed a lot. There always seemed to be one going too far on the banter thread and once that person moves on or gets banned another would take his place.

I may not agree with all of you, all of the time and I have no love for your club but I don't feel the need or think that it's acceptable to throw abuse around. It's always going to be a constant battle to keep this kind of poster in check.

 

So one of your sad act mods ban me, for what?

Not that I will miss anything

 

I have no idea why you were banned. I've always got on with most of you lot but It's not for me to question bans as I have to live over there.

You can PM the mods and ask why.

 

I think most of it was aimed at you, cos you were the one who spent most time butting heads with him. You were certainly the only one he used it with pretty much all the time, regardless of what you were actually talking about.

But in the end it became a bit of a standard response for him whenever anyone challenged his opinions, much like dave's "You're too ignorant to understand" bollox.

 

I'm just going to hunt them down then strap on the sandpaper

 

I blame Darren Fletcher.

If he hadn't have said anything, nor would I and we'd all be non the wiser. (bar me of course)

Stupid jock ****.

 

Make sure to put the scrapey side on the outside this time

 

RRRRRRRAAAACCCCCIIIISSSTTTT!

Two month ban for the Antagonist.

 

Not worth it, as I said, I will not miss anything

 

I know what you mean there are only certain threads that are of interest on other teams boards, I wouldn't be too bothered if I was banned from another board.

 

I'd probably quite like it. I spend far too much time on the Liverpool board, usually debating stuff that no one will ever agree on. Waste of time, but a lot of my job involves being able to see both sides of an argument, so it's quite useful to have experience of arguing with someone you are never going to reach agreement with.

Fair play to the Liverpool lot tho', you do seem to talk a lot more than us on loads of random stuff. Utd board can be a bit quiet at times if we're not playing.

 

Which is why you need to unban math

 

I would have left the boards ages ago if it wasn't for the random threads.

 

20 mate, studying at uni. It's nice of you to take an interest though.

 

I would have left it it wasn't for the constant PMs I randomly get of declarations of love and so forth