Word reaches Croy CSC of the gathering at Parkheid as they rush to greet Wee Lenny and the Bhoys home from yet another successful night in Europe. please log in to view this image Celtic Football Club - A pile a ****e since 1888
fell asleep on the train once and ended up in croy. its **** beyond belief, ended up in camelon one time aswell. that's equally ****
I got on the wrong bus and fell asleep right away, ended up in springburn. Woke up when the windows were getting panned in
I got on a a bus and ended up in Bailliston. Got off this bus and did know where the **** I was. I noticed a train station so I went down to it to get a train back to Glasgow. When I was down at the train station I saw a gang of neds smashing up a school and setting it on fire. One guy looks at me and tugs his pals jacket. He turns round to look at me too and shout on the rest of his mates. They all look at me me and shout ****KING YASSSSSSSSS and start running down to **** me up up. I turn to the right looking up the track and see the train coming. I think to myself "thank **** for that" and look up to see where the neds are. they're getting closer but hey the trains nearly here. I look towards the train and it's hardly moved... **** IT'S ONE OF THOSE ****ING STEAM TRAINS!?!?!?!?!?! By the time the trains stops and I can open the door the neds are throwing bottles and one just misses me. I manage to get on the train but because its an old train the doors are manual. I'm shouting for the driver to start the ****ing train while trying to hold the train door! I managed to get away but **** e that was close
i work just accross the canal from camelon it is a huge **** hole but at least we have a moat and the antonines wall between us and them.
rogueleader and his assistants arrive at celtic park to address "motivational issues" please log in to view this image
celtics back four discuss making a break for it before "training" starts with rogueleader and his team. please log in to view this image
rogueleader successfully negotiates marc-antoine fortunes move to west brom please log in to view this image
after that result we will have to have an inquisition , said rogueleader , a PROPER ONE this time please log in to view this image
to help some of the players understand our recent european history I will be showing them this Hollywood documentary about our away form , said rogueleader please log in to view this image
celtic captain , scott brown , arrived at training today , reporting that players were slowly adjusting to rogueleaders orders, which must be obeyed at all times. please log in to view this image
Also , continued Brown , the new boss has shown us the importance of getting the job done properly over two legs ; unfortunately it looks like wee shaun will be spending even more time with the physio though... please log in to view this image
of course I am devastated that the entire managerial and playing staff were tragically killed in this air accident , said rogueleader , especially as I organised it as a means to improve moral following the europa cup exit . I had of course intended to travel with them also , but had to cancel at the last moment due to unforseen circumstances. My job of rebuilding the team starts here. please log in to view this image
yes , I have no doubt my backroom team and I enjoy the full backing of the board , said rogueleader today. please log in to view this image
The short-lived managerial reign of rogueleader at Celtic Park comes to an end amidst controversy over his spending on "expensive foreign imports " please log in to view this image
