Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

Now don't be silly. Besides, there's an excellent chance the wrist slitters will put their razors away, after this evening.

 

But I've just got mine honed to perfection.

 

Villa just had a thank you message on screens to their fans for getting 1m likes on their Facebook page. 1m!! I can only assume that there is a porn site called Aston Villa too and that Facebook users are getting confused!

 

Nah, she's very much an extrovert, so I doubt she'd be apprehensive if she was remotely interested.

Maybe, depends whether she could tell that I'm interested or whether she just thinks I'm just being friendly.

Nah, I'm alright Fran. How are you today?

 

Compared to Southampton's 44k. Never mind, let's just hope they aren't given bonus points for Facebook likes.

 

Our favourite radio show never fails to impress. A guy slagged off his woman, then she rang up saying all his **** was getting chucked out, which is what the topic is in this section of the show. And they're engaged.

Fantastic.

 

Folks, folkettes,
please read
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/199508-sad-news
and
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/199578-update

 

Saw thise earlier, very sad.

 

For anyone whose missing the Adkins-isms, I just dug this out the archive:

http://askadkins.info/

I miss him as our manager.

 

Nobody, but nobody, is confident in every way. She may be an extrovert in many ways, but when it comes to true feelings, she may be as apprehensive as you are.

 

This one made me laugh -

"Mexico beat the USA 3-1 in extra-time to win the CONCACAF U20 Championship Final last night, with Mexico substitute Julio Gomez providing the breakthrough in added time to finally bust open the 1-1 deadlock that couldn’t be broken by either side during the first 90 minutes.

Irked at having conceded so late in the day, the perfectly pertinently-named USA keeper Cody Cropper shuffled over into Gomez’s path and…well, cropped him as the Mexican wheeled away in celebration…"

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Haha good one Cody!

 

Man U v Real Madrid, let the hype begin,

Can anyone see Man U winning with that midfield, unless Nani has his once-in-a-while super game.

 

Hi PompeyLapras, if you are not confident in yourself than how can you expect her to be. Have you talked face to face, usually you can get a better idea from facial reactions, but don't give up hope so quickly; you have to believe n yourself and I echo TheSecondStain's comment that even if she is an extrovert they still expect you to come to them and do the asking .

 

Cody Cropper looks as crazy as Boruc!

 

We're cornering the market on crazy keepers. Rene Higuita will be brought in shortly as a goalkeeping coach.

 

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has died, it has been announced.

 

Oh no! He was so funny.

 

The military is already on the streets in Caracas: https://twitter.com/erika_msilva_t/status/309044747148857344/photo/1

 

Just noticed this http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21587947 Apologies if it has been posted elsewhere, having had time to check.