I normally like redheads but you sir... you suck the rancid cheese from a camel's foreskin. ... just saying like.
Ass ****s? I can't figure out exactly what's gone wrong for you there... Or right, as the case may be... I fear your lass is either unfortunately anatomically endowed, or being tricked into doing anal...
I respect them all and their canny club. I wish them every success and good fortune and will have my b&w colours on this Thursday as they look to continue their European dream..................... Ahhhhh the demons won't let me despite the therapy...... ****ing dirty geordies bastards. Ah that feels better.
At least our strip isn't streaky tampon coloured Well... I say that. I'm sure wor lass has put it in the wrong end at some point...
Well as you only like girls before they reach puberty, that rules you out doesn't it? There are various theories as to the origin of the application of the name Geordie to Tynesiders. The name itself is a diminutive (i.e. pet-name) of âGeorgeâ as used in Scotland, North Durham and Northumberland. One theory is that rural Northumberland rebelled in favour of James the Pretender in the 1715 Jacobite Rebellion but the City of Newcastle remained loyal to George I and ,henceforth, were known as Geordies. Another is that Northumberland & Durham miners wore the helmet safety lamp invented by George(Geordie) Stephenson. Iâm not convinced by this. Surely the only people who would distinguish them in this way were other miners from outside the Northumberland & Durham area who wore a different kind of lamp. Problem is miners from outside the North East would not use âGeordieâ as a diminutive of George. Yet another explanation is that, thanks to George III who, seemingly, started the royal tradition of talking to trees, Geordie, in the North East, became a name synonymous with idiot or simpleton.Certainly in Victorian times, in music hall sketches and the like âGeordieâ was an uncouth rustic simpleton. Geordie certainly hasnât always been exclusive to Tynesiders. Indeed on two occasions Iâve been told by natives of Newcastle. âWeâre not the Geordies. Itâs the miners who are the Geordiesâ. (One ,vehemently rejecting the Geordie label, styled herself as a âNovocastrianâ.) To the older generation of Teessiders a Geordie was anyone north of Sedgefield in South Durham i.e. the point where the coalfield starts but now to any Teessider under 60 it refers specifically to Tynesiders. It may once have referred to the miners but by the 20c the South Durham miners themselves rejected the name. The South Durham historian, John Etherington, writing in March 1974 states
hate, such a strong emotion, i reserve it for ***** priests and arms dealers, i have good friends from Sunderland, I see it as jovial banter and a bit of annoying football fact spreading, nothing more !
I hate the bastards - I built a birdhouse from scratch and one of the twats landed on it and broke it - think it was Tash after a feed - he went for the fatballs
.....Touche. It's got far more hair than me and if the truth be known it's probably better looking. Actually my missus was from Sunderland and came 2nd in " A pride of Wearside beauty competition "........a pig won it....