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Not 606's Got Talent

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If you had to get on stage in front of 3000 people and perform what would you be able to do to entertain?

    I'd be able to stun the audience with an awesome drum solo (that might be an oxymoron) and I can hold a tune well enough but other than that and being able to **** on command I'm not sure what else I'd be able to do.

    So what talent do you have?

    (Public beeling is not acceptable by the way)
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 4, 2013
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    When in the mood I can go and tear it up Stevie Ray Vaughan style like nobody's business
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Mar 4, 2013
  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I can suck my own cock.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    **** on people from a great height.

    And my feet.
     
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    Tina., Mar 4, 2013
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'd just get drunk and swear at people. It's what I do best.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 4, 2013
  6. gas

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    That's what most comedians do these days.

    You'll probably get a BAFTA <ok>
     
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    gas, Mar 4, 2013
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 4, 2013
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Yup most, actually all, comedians these days are crap.

    They don't make em like they used to.

    Iwould do my impressions on stage. Been told Im quite good.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 4, 2013
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'm extremely hirsute. And yes, that is a talent.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 4, 2013
  10. RebelBhoy

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    My party piece

    [video=youtube;3QMiCBJ7yRM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QMiCBJ7yRM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
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    RebelBhoy, Mar 4, 2013

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    Stop stealing my best ideas you **** :steam:
     
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  12. gas

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    If only a new Laurel & Hardy type act came to be in these uncivilised times. I don't believe we'll ever see anyone as talented and funny as the likes of them again.
     
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    gas, Mar 4, 2013
  13. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I can do this....


    [video=youtube;usAWvTKplIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAWvTKplIs[/video]
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Mar 4, 2013
  14. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    5.43 seconds .
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Mar 4, 2013

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