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Melody of The Apprenitice

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lord Beer, May 19, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I reckon Brady looks better this year than last though. Last year she looked like she weren't even wearing makeup at times.

    Which one's Tom? Is Leon the baby-faced hobbity-looking one?
     
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  2. RinoGattuso

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    Aye to the melody bird.
    The photos of the candidates the BBC do always make them look like *****s, but on the actual programme theres a couple that would get the boaby.
     
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    She's not my type, no.
     
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  4. Lord Beer

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    Tom is the one who kinda looks like Brains from Thunderbirds (only with a beard) and Leon is the Orlando Bloom lookalike who Jim made to look foolish.
     
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    Remember this one from a couple of years ago? She wasn't too impressive on the telly but she scrubs up ok here. Probably airbrushed I suppose.

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    Aah right. I thought Tom looks a bit like Michael Sheen the impressionist actor.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Melody can play a tune on my pink oboe any time.
     
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  8. Lord Beer

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    Good shout.

    Suzy, AKA Pancake Face looks like the bird from ER.
     
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    She's probably get shafted up the dung funnel by another lesbo darkie with a strap-on anyway.

    Why bother lads.

    ****ing is the future the way I see it.
     
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  10. RinoGattuso

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    The darkie, the chinky and that ellie burd are the only ones i wouldnt shag.
     
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    Which one's Ellie? And I thought the kitchen sink looked alright on that night out they went on.
     
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  12. Lord Beer

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    Aye, the darkie is worse than Mercy from Eastenders.....

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  13. RinoGattuso

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    She's one ugly ****.

    The blonde one, with thick yorkshire accent, ****ing skank, and the wee chinky's, just got a massive weird looking gub.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/candidates.shtml
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Oh aye, far too mannish. The other blonde's alright though, Felicity I think
     
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  15. Jerel Ifil

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    Yes to Melody, no to all the other sour-faced biatches.

    Jim to win, if only by threatening to kneecap Sugar if he fires him.
     
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  16. UKR Bristol

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    I thought we didn't do racism on here?
    Or was that last week?
    And can I say Paki now?
     
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