Friday - It can only mean one thing

Tata for lunchtime

Getting some practise in on the golf course this afternoon, which is vital preparation for the Pro-Am I am playing in tomorrow.

 

I can leave pretty much whenever I want today. And I got paid today instead of Monday Sitting here playing some roulette on bet365. Heading downstairs to willie hills to study the coupon before I head home as well

 

**** y'all

 

i, as ever, will be working hard till 6

 

here till 5

 

i get to proof read mrs.lr's phd this wkend.

yay.

 

she announced this last night, apparently it'll take me all wkend.

i'd rather shave my veiny scrotum with a bic razor, but seemingly that offer is not on the table.

 

Had to read that twice, the 1st time I thought it said phud

 

that would make make me sound like some sort of sexual master, rather than the hulking rapist that i actually am.

 

What's her PHd on, if its about Rape, Porn, Donkeys, Sex Spiders or The Social Impact of Finishing Work Early on a Friday, it could be quite interesting

 

anglo irish literature, specificy relating to the works of lord dunsany and how his work contributed to the irish literary movement of the time, or something along those lines.

 

Oh really, please tell me mor............................ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Fascinating, i didnt realise paddys could read.

 

What a waste of how many years?

 

4 years. and lord dunsany wasnt really a paddy, he was one of those guys on horseback shooting locals

 

4 years of studying absolute irrelevant bullshit.

 

she'll then get a job teaching the next generation of academics and so the circle is complete

 

What an utterly pointless life she leads

Studying that ****e, then going home to a big ginger rapist ****

 

i just resent her for doing something she enjoys, cant wait until she gets a job like the rest of us and is ****ing miserable