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Pope Emergency

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    In these popeless times, who do I get in touch with if I need a pope in a hurry?

    Are the army standing by with Green Goddesses?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 4, 2013
  2. gas

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    According to some of the posters on here the next best thing to the Pope is this **** <ok>

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    gas, Mar 4, 2013
  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You could always try getting in touch with god direct. Cut out the middle man, so to speak.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 4, 2013
  4. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    He's still here for you
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    alwaysright, Mar 4, 2013
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so was the cardinal bumming right enough then?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 4, 2013
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno. Heard on the news this morning that he admitted to summat last night but I didn't quite catch what.

    O'Boaby, was apparently one of the most vociferously outspoken against gay marriage in the recent debate and regulalry condemned the gay life style. Whit a guy, eh?
     
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    Gambol, Mar 4, 2013
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I feel sorry for God. He has no right-hand man, no partner-in-crime. Nobody to bounce ideas off, to suggest natural disasters and wars to.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 4, 2013
  8. gas

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    He has Jesus <ok>
     
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    gas, Mar 4, 2013
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'vev heard he likes to run things past your SAF, just for approval.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 4, 2013
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Jesus is a bit of a dreamer though, a feckless layabout.

    If only. He'd have smoten the whole Barcelona team about 4 years ago if so :mad:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 4, 2013

  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Vicar in a Tutu ?
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 4, 2013
  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Being the key word
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 4, 2013
  13. RAVENBLACK

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    And quite right too. No man should be inserting his penis into a mans anus. It is totally wrong on all levels.

    ****s should be eliminated. And lezzers as well.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 4, 2013
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We need the lezzers for entertainment purposes.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 4, 2013
  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    You do worry that with all this controversy we end up with a pope who gets in through the back door.
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 4, 2013
  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Will he be stripped of his "bigot of the year" title that Stonewall gave to him?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 4, 2013
  17. Mick O'Toon

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    You could always get him on the Popemobile!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 4, 2013
  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Wid Ye ?

    < Naw >
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 4, 2013
  19. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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    gas, Mar 4, 2013
  20. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Ah wid
     
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