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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Agent Bruce, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Been waiting ages for the Club shop to get that top in.

    Was told a while ago that they'd ordered some but I've been back loads of times and they still havent got them in.

    Called in today again.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 8, 2013
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Have you got the time mate?

    "A Championship footballer has been robbed of a diamond-encrusted watch outside his home.

    Birmingham City's Peter Lovenkrands was approached by two men who had their faces covered, as he parked his car.

    They threatened him, forcing the £30K Swiss-made Hublot watch off his wrist, and then unsuccessfully attempted to remove his wedding ring before running off.

    The men were white, in their late teens or early 20s and were wearing hooded tops.

    Mr Lovenkrands was not injured during the incident in Solihull at about 2pm on Thursday January 31."

    Pleased wor Pete avoided injury.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 10, 2013
  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    jimileysbaldhead, Feb 10, 2013
  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    He should have lashed them with his todger.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Feb 10, 2013
  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I don't think Del Boy's £30K Swiss-made Hublot was actually made in Switzerland, it was put together in a garage just off Shepherd's Bush Road.

    Think the going price for them is 12.5p.

    Half a crown in real money.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 10, 2013
  6. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Can you HELP...[video=youtube_share;BOrT4L6n1zo]http://youtu.be/BOrT4L6n1zo[/video]
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 20, 2013
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    jeeeeeeesus,
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 25, 2013
  8. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube_share;yBBdMzcmV_E]http://youtu.be/yBBdMzcmV_E[/video]


    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 26, 2013
  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    JH, WTF? :huh:

    Is that really you driving that thing? If so, can you please let me have the phone numbers of your dancing girls. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 26, 2013
  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    No way. That is crazy! Did they all survive? That one looked like he got carried half way down the road and then lay motionless. What a git of a driver. Nutter. Hope he went down.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 26, 2013

  11. Pulp

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    There are some proper cranks out there

    [video=youtube_share;6rxdKd0gy_o]http://youtu.be/6rxdKd0gy_o[/video]
     
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    Pulp, Feb 27, 2013
  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    See better parking on the dodgems on the Town Moor when the Fairs on.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 27, 2013
  13. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know what this guy's claim to fame is??? :emoticon-0126-nerd:



    As a lifelong Sunderland supporter with a masters degree in media and business, Richard Stonehouse jumped at the opportunity to combine his love of football with his business nous.
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Mar 3, 2013
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That surely is a contradiction for someone from the dark side :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 13, 2013
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