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How metrosexual are you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, May 19, 2011.

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How do you manage your pubes?

  1. Shaving down there is for woman and gays only

  2. I've considered it but never taken the plunge

  3. A quick trim with the scissors when it gets too bushy

  4. I have an electric all over grooming shaver

  5. I rub in some depilatory cream

  6. I get the full back, sack & crack done professionally on a regular basis

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Inspired by Neville's candid holiday tales, I've decided to run a poll on male personal grooming habits.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 19, 2011
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You mean Shaun?
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 19, 2011
  3. EDGE

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    I shave all of it off, though no option seems to be there!
     
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    EDGE, May 19, 2011
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Russ shaves his off and pritt sticks it to his noggin.

    And wesley hates him
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 19, 2011
  5. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    What is this Wesley ****?

    Is that his wifes name or something?
     
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    EDGE, May 19, 2011
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No one calls him Wesley, it's Wes.
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 19, 2011
  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    option 4
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 19, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I thought the Scottish were meant to be real men? Bunch of slack-jawed ***gots.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 19, 2011
  9. Lord Beer

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    Amen!
     
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    Lord Beer, May 19, 2011
  10. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    I'll thrust my shaved gonads in YOUR FACE!!!
     
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    EDGE, May 19, 2011

  11. Lord Beer

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    <laugh>
     
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    Lord Beer, May 19, 2011
  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Even after you've shaved your gonads there will still be more there than on your upper lip ya ****in' ***goty ****in' nonce <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 19, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Is that a promise? <smooch>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 19, 2011
  14. Josef V. Stalin

    Josef V. Stalin Member

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    Just wait until my secret police find your IPs, you'l be in Siberia before you can say meterosexual
     
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    Josef V. Stalin, May 19, 2011
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I thought you were dead Joey <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 19, 2011
  16. Josef V. Stalin

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    Thats what they wanted but they were wrong
     
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    Josef V. Stalin, May 19, 2011
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Greetings comrade! :emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 19, 2011
  18. Josef V. Stalin

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    Spasiba for the gracious welcome, you have saved you and your family's life
     
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    Josef V. Stalin, May 19, 2011
  19. Pol Pot

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    Your labour camps are not as successful as mine Jo

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Pol Pot, May 19, 2011
  20. RinoGattuso

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    Bald Bawbag, just trim the main pube bush.
     
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    RinoGattuso, May 19, 2011
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