The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Based on what exactly?

 

Not singling anyone out BBF, just seen it more and more recently, other posters don't want to see or read it

 

I'm going to agree with Gerrez here, and would like to make it known to ALL posters on this thread, that it can easily be taken down and it has been taken down in the past.

I presume you're all grown men, so you all need to act like it and learn how to:

1. Take some banter without taking it too far,
and
2. Learn when to shut the **** up and leave the thread for a while.

It would be a huge shame to shut this thread down after 1958 pages.

 

Cheers Ze

 

I like point 2 and this is mostly what I do which can be confirmed by just reading back through the thread.

But no it would make no difference if this thread was gone or not, people should be able to banter on any thread without it getting stupid imo.

 

Sounds as. Didn't think you were getting at me, or maybe I did a little, sorry dude.

 

No worries fella, just don't want to see this thread go down the pan

 

A lot of what has been said by others re visitors had some merit though, something to think on for our mods.

It goes on unchecked and when we get irked by it then the mods come in, a little too late imo, quicker to stamp it out in future maybe

 

Firstly your need to reference such material supported by your stated need to recall it. So only using information that you have provided.

 

Other posters don't want to read your tiresome dilogue about **** with RHC but we have to put up with it!

 

I thought it was only me who thought it was as interesting as math on meth, unless you mean me

Ahh nothing like a stroll at 7am in -20 Brrrrrr. How are you with extreme cold, though -20 is only extreme to me, am used to the soggy wet Ireland, not this frozen tundra.

 

Thanks for this. It's made me feel better on a ****ty monday morning

 

It is hilarious, Fergie seems to be at fault for everything that is wrong in DDDDDDDDDD's life.

 

There's that smell again, what gives?

 

Logging on and reading this is pure comedy gold. Love it

 

-20 is pretty extreme, although I think I once took a walk in Moscow at -32. It's only properly extreme when your eyeballs start hurting...

You're welcome

 

Seeing as this is an Internet forum it must be you or one of your own pal!

 

It`s even funnier when the same poster who calls Swarbs a coward, stated on their rival watch thread yesterday that he hoped "a number of Spurs players get injured" to make it easier when Lfc play them.

 

LIVERPOOL’S fairytale adventure in Europe was scripted by Ken Loach, the club has revealed.

After previous comebacks in Europe were deemed too fanciful, Loach was hired in August to bring a touch of Northern dourness to the club’s season.

The director has been advising manager Brendan Rodgers on how to temporarily raise the hopes of fans in a triumph of the human spirit, only to have them crushed again at home to Aston Villa.

Rodgers said: “I’m looking forward to many more ‘Loach nights’. It’s a very ‘real’ experience. Like burying a dead bird in a council house garden.

“Fans may have preferred it when Michael Bay directed things with his absurd plot twists and unrealistic performances. Djimi Traore as a Champion’s League winner? Why didn’t we just sign Ben Affleck?”

He added: “For all their money, Man United can only afford a bunch of Hollywood hacks who churn out predictable, happy endings. We, on the other hand, are exploring what it means to be alive.”

The club was impressed by the football scenes in Kes and felt Loach could add the same bleak humour, as well as having an understanding of young, incompetent footballers who do not want to be there.

However, Rodgers revealed that the controversial plot line to have Fabio Borini break every bone in his body, one match at a time, was the result of a brainstorming session with Hostel director Eli Roth.

 

Give me the warmth of the Caribbean or the heat of Oz any day. It's these old bones ya know - can't stand the cold