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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Albatross, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. Tina.

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    My best pal genuinely pee'd herself while laughing at me the first time I did it - she had to go home and get changed <laugh>
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Gambol's sense of humour's been removed along with his bollocks <whistle>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can be very hurtful sometimes.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    :laugh:
     
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  5. EspaniaCelt

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    I wish they had something to help me with some of the Scottishisms on here - the Urban dictionary and a link to a list which I think Mr T gave me some time ago is all I have to go on!
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lesson #1

    Yer a fanny.

    In the next lesson we will discuss why you are a fud.

    <laugh>
     
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  8. Tina.

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    Are you proper Spanish? If so, hullo doll :grin:
     
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  9. EspaniaCelt

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    <laugh>

    I had to read that a second time to recall what you were referring to ...
     
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  10. EspaniaCelt

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    That just gives me headache so won't bother looking it up ... Groundskeeper Willie.
     
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  11. Tina.

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    Tell that Gambol he's too proficient at the four knuckle shuffle.
     
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  13. EspaniaCelt

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    Spanish born and bred, Señorita - and 'hullo' to you too. :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  14. EspaniaCelt

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  15. Tina.

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    :laugh: Brill. I didn't know that.
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

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    In the Spanish city of Seville I was walking along the street. In front of me was a Glaswegiany lookin fella walking along the street saying to everyone walking the opposite direction "buenas tardes". Loads of Sevillians responded in kind. Then the most Spanishy looking man in the world was coming in the opposite direction. Our intrepid hero says "buenas tardes" to which Don Miguel coming the other way says.........










    "Awight Pal"
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    What made you start supporting Celtic?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.<grr>
     
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  20. RebelBhoy

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    Cool story anaw that but the same time I was drinking outside a bar when this car pulls up and out get a bunch of swarthy lasses. Some Scotch lads decided they would give an appraisal of each of the girls relative merits in Glaswegianese. After 30 seconds or so the lassie who had been driving turned to the gentleman offering the critique ans said..........






    "ah ken unnerstann what yiz are sayin ya know"


    Good times.
     
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