My best pal genuinely pee'd herself while laughing at me the first time I did it - she had to go home and get changed
I wish they had something to help me with some of the Scottishisms on here - the Urban dictionary and a link to a list which I think Mr T gave me some time ago is all I have to go on!
In the Spanish city of Seville I was walking along the street. In front of me was a Glaswegiany lookin fella walking along the street saying to everyone walking the opposite direction "buenas tardes". Loads of Sevillians responded in kind. Then the most Spanishy looking man in the world was coming in the opposite direction. Our intrepid hero says "buenas tardes" to which Don Miguel coming the other way says......... "Awight Pal"
Cool story anaw that but the same time I was drinking outside a bar when this car pulls up and out get a bunch of swarthy lasses. Some Scotch lads decided they would give an appraisal of each of the girls relative merits in Glaswegianese. After 30 seconds or so the lassie who had been driving turned to the gentleman offering the critique ans said.......... "ah ken unnerstann what yiz are sayin ya know" Good times.