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  1. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    The excuse to get fat during pregnancy (there is no medical reason for it)!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, May 19, 2011
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    I did sociology at Alevel and there was a MASSIVE feminist in my class, (not one to push stereotypes like, but she's now married to another woman)...Anyway, we were having a big debate about women not being in as many higher power jobs as men and she challenged anyone in the class to justify it, what followed was quite possibly one the best moments of my (clearly a little bit depressing sounding now) life...I said to her:

    Imagine there is man called Dave and woman called Sarah. They are both doing the exact same job at the exact same firm and are on the exact same wages...Dave's wife has a baby and he chooses to become a stay at home Dad for the next 3 years. Now, over those 3 years, Sarah works her arse off. She stays behind after hours. She brings in new clients. She gets nothing but glowing reports from everyone she works with and is a credit to the company...A job opening appears in higher up in the company and they recieve 2 applications, one from Dave and one from Sarah. Now Dave has done nothing but look after his kid for 3 years while Sarah has dedicated herself to her job BUT unbelievably the company give Dave the job anyway...Is that fair?

    Of course the lass practically shat her comfortably baggy dyke pants and shouted "No not at all, its disgusting"

    to which I replied, "So, how would it be fair if it was the other way round" ... Sat back and grinned!
     
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  3. Sir Bobby

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    Genuinely the best way to shut them up is say "That's great, darling." They go off on a rant, lining you up perfectly to just say it again. They never learn. It's like a fish (just like to point out that I'm not being sexist here in any way shape or... oh **** it I am a bit)
     
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    Brilliant! They want it both ways, but will tell us that we can't. Feminist women are ****ing horrible from my experiences, sour faced cows who are a **** stain on sociological theories and ideologies.
     
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  5. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha!
     
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    Amen! I remember one of them Shulamith Firestone claimed ALL heterosexual sex was essentially rape by a man!

    Reckoned it was Man's way of enslaving women and she wanted to stop people having sex, instead repopulating the world with test-tube babies, without a nuclear family, living in 'community' families...I don't think anyone (even women) will mind if I say: "**** up, you silly little dyke!"
     
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    I remember that claim. I bet she went home that night and had sex.
     
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    With a dildo?
     
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    In her dreams anyway. I think I actually get as annoyed about feminists as they do about men.
     
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    Must've taken the shouts to 'go **** yourself' a little too seriously!
     
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    Feminists that are straight and are married, I bet their husbands are complete bitches. I bet they kill their baby boy if they have one!
     
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  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Not if Shulamith gets her way!

    Right that's me away to bed, night lads <ok>
     
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    Night mate <ok>
     
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    I did this poem for my GCSE aswell, that was about 3 years ago. You'll have done absolutely fine mate I came out of every year 11 exam caking myself but was always pleasantly surprised (secretly expecting) with good marks haha <ok>
     
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    I feel old.
     
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