The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

WTF?

Who is Dale?

Where you been hiding?

 

Everyone is Dale

I've been hiding in Franks apartment.

 

Reppetty! Rep! Rep! Rep!

 

Is anyone injured for you lot this weekend?

 

Jones out, Scholes possibly out, RVP may return depending on how his replacement hip surgery went.

Fletcher still has no arse.

 

So possibly no RVP? You think Hernandez will start or Wellbeck?

 

I've just text SAF and apparently Hernandez is starting

 

That's complete ****. My mates mates mates mate say his mate who is an amateur journo says Anderson starts upfront and Rooney isn't playing because he is a bit tired.

 

He played over 30 minutes against QPR so he will be knackered and will need a rest. He can come on for Anderson at half time.

 

Yes

 

Giggsy has signed for another year.
Looks like he won`t retire until he personally has won more league titles than Lfc.

 

jeesus, the things United get free kicks for, Evra falls over and the ref is so happy to give a free cos he thinks there was a goal coming for Norwich, FFS, only the ref didnt know the norwich player would sky it from 3 yards

 

Rooney, he's no Snodgrass

 

Nah! he's only staying because he hasn't finished his granny-shagging training with Rooney. There can't be another reason 'cos he's shagged his way through the rest of his family.

 

<yawn>

So childish Dave. Expected more of someone with your intelligence and sharp wit..

 

You're clearly not intelligent enough to grasp the genius of what he just posted. Why don't you read some books and try again

Is Brendan's Three Envelope Plan back on track now? Well, at least for the next week, until Spurs bring you back to earth with a resounding bump...

 

Sweats, no offence but Dave's post was classic Scouse wit, up there with the greats like Tarbuck and Dodd. Your problem is you're just too stupid to understand.

 

I don't think you're intelligent enough to understand to be honest.




*edit, Swarbs covered this *



* double edit. As had NOF *

 

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You really think Spurs will thump us at Anfield? I think it will be good actually but think it will be more along the lines of a 2-2 with Suarez and bale showing why each should be named for POTY.