Smoking is my choice so fur cough...

...be told people.

 

I'm sick-to-death with people telling me it's "rude" to smoke - even "anti-social"

Bollocks, I say.

 

You are rude and anti-social, why do you need cigarettes to prove the point?

If someone lights up in a place where they shouldn't I'll **** them off. What you do in your own house/car/allotment is up to you but if the law comes in banning smoking in your house/car/allotment then expect to get told.

If I am not allowed to have a **** at work, in the shops or cinema then you ****ers who smoke will have to show the same levels of restraint.

Have you tried those electric ***s? Everybody at work is on them and they sit happily puffing away instead of buggering off for a snout every half hour. They all rate them as you can adjust the levels of nicotine you want and a lot of the blokes are either on the minimum strength or even gone onto just the flavours. One of the heavy smokers reckons he will save over £3000 a year by using the re-fill ones instead of buying cigs.

 

Too right. I smoke forty ***s a day and have no intention of quitting.

The smoking ban has ruined pubs, clubs, gigs and the darts at Frimley Green.

 

And how the **** do you go about doing that then?

 

I'll smear their faces with faeces. Non-toxic, organic and may even be good for the complexion.

 

Why did you ****s post?

This was meant to be another Jokerfail

 

I smoke and **** in the cinema. That's what those comfy chairs at the back are for.

 

Buttery popcorn?

 

Salty with the merest suggestion of ammonia.

 

Yeah, the pubs are dying...

I wish Toby was a pub.

 

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5 hours and only joker replies to jobys post

Tobyfail

 

It doesn't feel right walking into a pub or a betting shop and not getting engulfed in a cloud of smoke. It's yet another example of the plague of spineless ****erdom undermining our once great nation.

Back in the day, when Britain was a nation of chain-smoking drunks, we built an empire that spanned the globe, and ****ed off everyone from Napoleon to Hitler. Now look at us.

 

Tony is ****er, Joker is Ok.

Smoking is for scummy chavs and thickos

 

And people who like to smoke?

 

We'll I quit smoking last year after smoking for 14 years and I have to ask, why the **** are you lot proud of smoking

The only time I ever enjoyed a *** was after dinner and even that was limited. It's a ****ing filthy habit to have, its no wonder someone like joker started this thread.

Arsehole - that goes for the rest of you "proud" smokers as well.

 

I only smoke when I'm drinking. Never get the craving otherwise. Though I puff a pipe of green every so often to get me through the day

 

The right to smoke is the same as the right to consume alcohol, if the smokers want to do it, then providing it does not affect someone else then so be it, alcohol on the other hand or drugs for that matter do effect people directly and after the event of said pleasure obtained from it.

 

Stoopid Jakey