Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

Want a recording from the album ?

If so ,German or English version ?

I have both.............

 

Another sporcle challenge: can you name the top 31 Southampton PL scorers?

http://www.sporcle.com/games/BicycleStipe/Southampton

 

However it is incorrect. There is no Puncheon on the list and he has scored 5 PL goals

 

Yes I just spotted that. I got most of them but without spoiling it for others was amazed at how many goals some had scored!

 

Only got 14 I thought Henri Camara might have been on there, but apparently not.

 

Got 22. Pretty pleased with that, but I should've remembered Berkovic.

 

I love Mick McCarthy.

Was quizzed today about his non-selection of Jay Emmanuel-Thomas.

One reporter said: "He excites me..."

Mick McCarthy replied: "Halle Berry excites me but I'd not pick her either!"

 

Low blow from Pompey's Sam Sodje. Twice.

[video=youtube;tNVWNFTphLw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNVWNFTphLw[/video]

 

He was a proper baldie if I remember correctly.

 

So it's Friday night and rather than being in the South Bank, sweeping the the Girl I mentioned in the last thread off her feet, I'm here with no plans other than to play World of Warcraft. For ages I've longed for her to be single and now she is, the reality doesn't quite come close to expectation.... So much so, that I think it warrants a song.

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And relationships worth pursing
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and only recently single
And relationships were made and used and wasted
There was no dinner tabs to be paid
No song unsung, no Pimm's untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shame

She lay* a summer by my side
She filled my lunch breaks with endless wonder
She took my job in her stride
But she was gone when my job to an end came

I had a dream being single would be
So much different from this loneliness I am living
So different to what it seemed
Now rejection has killed the dream I dreamed

* Not the verb 'to get laid' but rather 'to lie', as in lying on the grass

 

There will be someone better round the corner.

 

I've spent the last couple of days incapacitated and not able to get off my sofa, but have discovered some pretty good television in that time. Anyone a fan of Bob's Burgers or Archer?

 

Nile Ranger left Newcastle by mutual consent...now there's a guy who has lost his way.

 

Yes he could have been a Queens Park Ranger Ranger.

 

Christ Wolves really are in the ****. Although going down to League 1 has proved successful in the long term for a certain club.

 

Hope you are up and about soon before you start watching Loose Women.

 

Archer's terrific. Never seen Bob's Burgers.

 

The humour is very similar. The voice actor for Archer plays Bob.

I'll probably die before that happens.

 

So would I!

 

Former Turkish international Ilhan Mansiz learns to skate for a reality TV show, falls in love with his partner...and now is seeking to make the 2014 Olympics in pairs figure skating.