The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Buying an expensive dog is just silly. They obviously cost a lot to buy but are also much more likely to be stolen too which means you are less likely to let it off the lead when going for a walk etc. You get just the same outcome from a mongrel as you do with a pedigree!

PS...happy to **** on a dog if you wish

 

for the record... north east european women are fit... south east are hairy fat and horrible.

 

There a thread for this ****

 

Right. Well the ones you're referring to are Polish and Romanian

 

pedigrees are inbred

 

You're actually right

 

So, is Rafa trying to pave the way for a triumphant return to Liverpool? Seems like he may make himself available earlier than expected...

And I thought you gents would like this one. Right outside Stamford Bridge - Chelsea have even tried to take legal action to remove it

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Can't see the pic is it the Torres burger van one?

 

The one and only.

Love the fact Chelsea tried to go to court to get it removed. Just showing the entire world how much it winds them up

 

I know, take it as a joke and shut up, they have just made it worse.

I believe there are a few of them making fun of other players so dont take it to heart.

Chelsea in meltdown at the moment can't see Rafa making it through the day, which is a pity can you imagine the Chelsea fans when he gets a big reception at Anfield? I was looking forward to that.

 

There's definitely one about Bosingwa, probably a couple of others as well.

As for Benitez, hard to tell. If they fire him now, who can they replace him with? Zenden has zero experience, and history with Benitez, Holland has next to no experience, and off the top of my head there are no good managers available out there. Benitez was the bottom of the barrel for Chelsea to start with, so where do they go from there? Or is it finally time for Roman to stop the charade and appoint himself?

 

I hope he stays with them at least up to that Anfield visit, it will be very funny. As much as he would have got a good reception anyway we are bound to take it up a step further just to wind the chavs up.

 

Holland? Matt Holland?

Last heard plying his trade on Talksport? Where the **** did you pluck that idea from? Without even mentioning Zenden.

 

Steve Holland you daft ****er. He's the Chelsea first team coach, Zenden is the assistant manager. Holland has been at Chelsea for three or four years now, so he is probably the most experienced member of their coaching staff.

If Roman fires Benitez, I doubt Chelsea will be able to get in another manager from outside the club until summer, so it would have to be a promote from within job. It worked with RDM last season, but then he already had experience of managing in the PL.

 

Who cares? The Chavs are ****ers.

 

Ha Ha, yeah got to say I've never heard of Steve Holland. Probably because I don't care a single **** about Chelsea 'Football Club'.

They might as well employ that bloke who's always there with the massive bulbus red head.

You know the one, he was meant to be employed as the tinkermans 'translator' and after Ranieri had given a three minute post match monologue in Italian turned to the camera and said earnestly "it was a game of two halves". Brilliantly pointless individual he is.

They should give the job to him.

 

Morning Rep! and Rafa fans. This thread was in danger of disappearing onto page 2.

 

Probably where it belongs at the minute

 

**** you Dale !!