And so was she. Although with the beer goggles on I thought she was a darling. I remember being sat at the pool steaming from the night before then having to retire to my room. Next thing I knew my mate came up and said, "I've just pumped that bird that was cutting about near us!" Both of us agreed she was gorgeous then a couple of days later he gets a tap on the shoulder and this horrendous looking thing made him ****e himself. I started pishing myself laughing but done what good friends do by stepping in and pumping her myself She was only 17 as well which is underage in America.
Minge like a drapped macaroni pie. Like flingin a shoe up a close. I'd leave her lookin like an explosion in a tippex factory.
Not really a proper similie, but my mate once said, "Look at the ****er on her, it's like a eeehhh, really good arse". Right enough it was good.
Apparently she was a virgin until Gary nailed her. Thing is though, she had lube and johnnies in her drawer and was saying how she's really tight and wanted me to lube her up. I didnt enjoy that at all, if she wanted me to muff her I would have just left. Worst minge I've ever seen, I remember looking at it and thinking thank **** am no barebacking that thing.
