Start a thread detaling yer Top 5 ... Discuss it for a bit then somebody else start a new Top 5 (keep it in the same thread). I'll start: Top 5: Items of ****e clothing 1) Jeans/Chinos with the crotch at the knees 2) Jeans/Chinos with eleasticed ankles 3) 'Funny t-shirts' ie. female body inspector 4) Football Tops 5) Those raggy scarfs that make you look like yer in Hamas!
1) jeggings on birds over a size 12. 2) waistcoats unless you are a snooker player. 3) Anything with a Spud or ManUre badge on. 4) onesie's 5) Ugg boots.
1) Burberry hats (fake & real) 2) Gold jewellery worn out over clothes 3) Glasses with no glass in them 4) Full football kits 5) Clothes with dragons on them
Top 5 **** mag poses 1) lying back, lifting and spreading the legs to get full shot of minge, tay tays and face (the royal flush of ****) 2) arse up showing off minge and ring (helps if she is looking over her shoulder with a "you can shove it up the ****ter" look on her coupon) 3) squatting down making the flaps hang down (if she tilts back you might get a bit of ring in the shot too) 4) lying on the side with one leg up (nice pose if the tay tays are firm, not so good if they are saggy) 5) close up spreading flaps open (helps if she has had a nice nail job done)
1. Speedos 2. Those Kickers boots that only kids should wear 3. Vests 4. Skinny jeans 5. Suit jacket with jeans
Must be something to do with staring at a crucifix all bastard day, not good for the eyes, especially ones that are so close together.
Top 5 topical jokes (in no order) and doubtless some have already been told on here 1) There's been another Paralympian arrest scandal - Ellie symmonds has been charged with possession of small arms 2) Give £5 to Comic relief and your money will help African cripples tell the difference between a burglar and a girlfriend 3) Police found a 13 year old girl throwing up on a pavement in Coronation Street - asked if she had been drinking she said "yes - I just had a pint of Websters" 4) A woman went into a London police station and said she wanted to report a rape which happened 30 years ago. When asked to give a description of the assailant she said he wore lots of jewellery, a track suit, had blonde hair and a Yorkshiore accent. "Well madame" said the officer" "it doesn't give us a lot to go on but rest assured we'll do all we can to get the black bastard" 5) South African Police have installed a high tech security system around oscor Pistorius' house to stop him doing a runner - we call it a cattle grid.
