I wrote it down in my little book to use again later, thanks DEV... I literally L O L`d as i was typing this comedy gold...
The day after the Charlton/Sunderland play-off final in 1998, I lolloped into the McDonalds at Waltham Cross. I ate 12 (twelve) Big Macs to soak up the previous day's alcohol consumption. True story.
Absolute bullshit. Nobody can eat twelve Big Mac burgers. I'm a ****ing greedy bastard at times, but the most I ever managed was three.
It is true, Bespoke. In addition, I had a few portions of fries and three milkshakes. You may be a greedy bastard at times, but I am a greedy bastard all the time.
Laugh it up **** , Toby and Holt are way more fun than that prick anyway..... please log in to view this image