What a great day you, me and hash had in Somalia, eh buddy, those pirates, what they like? Baal must be gutted he wasn't invited!
We didn't have a curry though, we smoked out some bees and collected them because there weren't any conkers about, then spent the rest of the day with pirates. How was your day watching cartoons with toby, joker and holt?
It was meant to be this Sunday, none of them returned my invite yet but they lead busy lives .... I haven`t seen Toby Joker or Holt for a few days yet... After the pictures we are going to play with the ipads in the Apple shop for free for a bit... Then Chicken cottage, Toby likes diet Coke Holt likes his Apple Tango, Joker drinks Fanta orange and i`m the mad one and have Dr Pepper... Always comment about how it`s not as good as root beer. I will show them my holiday pics from Dubai then if there`s any money left maybe a drink in Wetherspoons ... I`m thinking of booking a table....
You are so gay. Maybe you can go to watch the cartoons with Baal and the "guys", you certainly aren't tough enough to join me, hash and ER(buddy)'s gang. ****.