Instead of doing a "suspected" WUM post, I would like to test the knowledge of the Liverpool fans with a nice quiz! My friend (Liverpool fan) tells me that a true Liverpool fan is very knowledgeable about his team and knows many statistics from memory. I hope I can challenge the minds of the Liverpool fans! Think of this as a way of redeeming myself for any suspected wrongdoing in the past. I am sure this will be very exciting. 1. What are Liverpool's away shirt colours? 2. Who did Liverpool defeat the last time they won a trophy? 3. When was the last time you won a trophy? 4. Where was à  krtel before he joined Liverpool? 5. Who is your goalkeeping coach? 6. What is Andy Carroll's shirt number? 7. What is David N'Gog's shirt number? 8. Now add up the numbers from your previous 2 answers. Add Agger's shirt number to that, and then divide the total by 2. What number do you get? Thanks Would you like me do more quizzes in the future?
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1. What are Liverpool's away shirt colours? Black 2. Who did Liverpool defeat the last time they won a trophy? Milan 3. When was the last time you won a trophy? 2005 4. Where was Škrtel before he joined Liverpool? Pallet Town 5. Who is your goalkeeping coach? Barthez 6. What is Andy Carroll's shirt number? Judas 7. What is David N'Gog's shirt number? 8. Now add up the numbers from your previous 2 answers. Add Agger's shirt number to that, and then divide the total by 2. What number do you get? 19
Heres a better quiz. Which club once had a pervert chairman.? Which club is managed by a senile gum-chewing alcoholic purple faced git? Which club had a manager sacked for having it off with the physios wife? Which clubs greatest ever player was a drunken,liverwasting,wifebeater? Which club do I hate more than any other?
1. What are Liverpool's away shirt colours? Cutrrently, White with a red & black trim 2. Who did Liverpool defeat the last time they won a trophy? West Ham United 3. When was the last time you won a trophy? 2006 4. Where was Škrtel before he joined Liverpool? Zenit St. Petersburg 5. Who is your goalkeeping coach? John Achterberg 6. What is Andy Carroll's shirt number? 9 7. What is David N'Gog's shirt number? 24 8. Now add up the numbers from your previous 2 answers. Add Agger's shirt number to that, and then divide the total by 2. What number do you get? 19 Aggers shirt number is number 5 isn't it? mmm 5 I like the number 5... 5 is a good number. Did you know Liverpool football club have won the european cup 5 times? Just saying Oh, I said 5, 5 times!!! whats the square root of 25?
Not Jose's cat! That Jose kid likes to stick his finger in many different "Pies" Besides I care not of the opinion of someone wishng to be spitroasted by Jensen Button and Lewis Hamilton dressed as Hitler and Goebelles at a Max Mosley party.
Eastcustard. Its not Liverpool. Its the same club that whose former player who is not only a fat french crap actor,kung fu kicked a fan.Its of course Debtchester United.Who play their football at the theatre of debt,and have a fat balding prostitute shagging thug for a centre forward. PS.It was Giggs that was shagging Imogen.Now he claims that she was blackmailing him. Sir Ryan...Bolloxs.
