alan shearer as a pundit

Cant stand alan shearer as a pundit,must have an arse full of splinters for sitting on the fence for so long and bores me to tears.robbie savage is also terrible.lee dixon is ok but none compare to the pundit king that is john giles

 

Cauliflower with home made three cheese sauce mmmmmmm.

 

Anyone?

 

Yeah - it's tempted me. Can i have some of your cauliflower cheese please Coo?

 

Ian Wright is the best pundit but the BBC won't have him on because he's black.

 

I met Alan Shearer at a postcard convention in Walton-on-the-Naze, about three years ago. He had his eye on a card depicting St Paul's with a Lancaster Bomber passing by. But I nipped in and got to the little gem before him. He was raging and said, 'If you don't hand that over, I will kick your cock off!'
I fled through the back entrance, pulling over a rack of bawdy cards as I went. Luckily, this was enough to grab his attention away from the pursuit. As he bent down to lift the rack up he noticed a rare set of golliwog/fellatio cards from the 1920s.

True story.

 

Golliwog/fellatio could become a good thread, I shall bookmark this for future reference.

Back on topic, the cauliflower cheese sounds very tempting but I've already eaten.

 

Before he became an arsehole, Tom English hit the nail on the head with this article about the standard of punditry at the last World Cup.

 

I can't stand Shearer and I used to cheer the ****er on.

 

True the pundits don't bother, 5 minutes on wikipedia would help but apart from England and Italy, none of those teams are worth discussing.

 

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That's bullshit... he's a ****in childish ****! I remember refusing to discuss a game that England got beat in as that was them out of the WC or EUROs...

 

Typical coon.

 

He's passionate. When England get knocked out he is gutted as am I, he perfectly sums up how we are feeling. Why disguise that? Don't you boyos get Sportscene anyway? You can gloat on STV while me and Wrighty reflect on what might have been on proper telly.

 

He's a ****in pundit.. paid to talk about teh games, not through wee strops!!!

 

The perfect pundit lie-up: Wrighty, Collymorey, Parloury and Goughy. I could watch them 24/7.

 

Rte pundits are the best,say it as it is and no bullshit

 

Bitter micks spouting their Anyone But England diddly dee poison?

 

I think shearer should be sacked. He was wearing the same shirt on Saturdays MOTD that he wore a few weeks ago. I found that an outrage.

All the bbc pundits are **** bar Hansen. I hate lineker the big eared perma tanned buffoon. I'd happily see all so called pundits do a speed. Bar Hansen and Gary Neville.

 

I was going to agree until I noticed the brash, ignorant and loud elephant in the room, Eamonn Dunphy..... what a ****