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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BringBackfootie, May 17, 2011.

  1. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Saying one thing and doing another is hardly the sole property of Republican governments. We actually don't have the rights we deserve, either. In fact we have no rights, being subjects and not citizens. Everything we have is given with their grace on a constitutional level, which is fine when they're benign like they are now. But her armed forces swear allegiance to her, not us or the nation. They would be turned on us if we ever got uppity.

    Cocaine is good for the Columbian economy. Should we branch out? Just because they make money doesn't make the concept just. Maybe we could put them all on the game and really make some cash. Who wouldn't want to **** Princess Katherine? She'll wear the dress if you want. (Harry in his Nazi outfit for the gayers.)

    The history would still be there for the tourists and that's mostly why they come. They're not going to get an invite to tea at Buckingham Palace.
     
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  2. BringBackfootie

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    Thats about bang on I reckon
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, million that we spent bailing ya out y'ungrateful sod! (just joking before I get cyberpunched...)

    I know it's a typo, and I'm being a dick, but the thought of you sitting down to some delicious freshly ironed clothes made me lol :)

    It's a deal! You can have Wales as well if you want! <ok>
     
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  4. KingPepeReina.

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    Why are they called the British royal family when they aren't....British.
    Old Phil is a Greek and Lizzie is an inbred German.However Kate Middleton is a ride and so is her sister Pippa.
     
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  5. BringBackfootie

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    Any respectable simpsons fan over the years would spot that one, Bart simpson quote Ironing is delicious a typo, lmao, my typing is bad but not that bad surely, tell you what, I'll pay you to hang on to Wales
     
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    Pay us to hang on to Wales? I thought you didn't have any money :D
     
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  7. BringBackfootie

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    I wasn't talkin a lot of cash there, hmm.. what have I got in my pockets:)
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You can have Liverpool, Wales and Scotland and London, it that a deal?
     
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    We have your money <laugh>
     
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  10. BringBackfootie

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    Touche
     
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  11. KingPepeReina.

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    The Republic of Ireland however doesn't want Manchester.
     
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    Nobody wants scumchester. It's full of ****ers, theives and freegans....
     
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  13. KingPepeReina.

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    Manchester has more knackers than Ballinasloe.Eric Cantona and Roy Keane well known knackers live in it.
     
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  14. Four2Three1©

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    I agree about Kate,
    But Seriously, what is everyones' fascination with Pippa? <yikes>
     
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    Not mine mate. I'm sitting pretty in Russia watching the world fall apart around me. As long as I don't say anything nasty about Vlad and his BFF I'll be fine... <ok>
     
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  16. BringBackfootie

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    As usual, decent lookin or not, and kate if lets face it 8 on the 10 scale not close ot a 1o, it is the image portrayed as usual that everyone seems ot swallow. I am sure they can be right cnts just like the rest of em:)

    Those two wouldn't even make my top 50.
     
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  17. KingPepeReina.

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    Pippa has an arse you could bounce pennies off of.She should win ''rear of the year''.
     
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  18. BringBackfootie

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    So does every 4th girl that walks through Dublin airport but they have the front to match the back, gotta love symmetry:)
    They are pretty, that about sums them up, nothing more really, non event.

    You need to ge out more:)
     
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  19. Four2Three1©

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    ^This <ok>
     
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  20. KingPepeReina.

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    I think you are getting Irish girls mixed up with members of Wayne Rooneys family.They are all fat and have beards.I don't think you've seen the Irish girls I have.Some Irish girls make Haley McQueen look flat chested.
     
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