A new moderator.... over to you!

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You cant beat Twinings Everyday ...... FACT

 

As the race for the new mod enters the business end of the season and with the illustrious title goes perpetual greatness in the annals of history, I would like to make a few salient points.

1 part domestos to 3 parts water is still the best way to clean off mould from woodwork and wallpaper prior to the application of a damp blocker( in my opinion a spirit based undercoat still has the edge over specific, advertised products for preventing the return of mould and subsequent staining )

Never cut a privet hedge downwind with your mouth open.

If you find white dog sh*t on a pavement pick it up and take it home because it's something of a rarity these days and can only increase in value.

Always be wary of trilby wearing chinese men driving cars whilst smoking a pipe, In my experience they can be slightly erratic, especially on motorways.


As the vote of the wonderful lady members on our board could be decisive in the final appointment I would just like to mention in passing that I made my wife breakfast in bed this morning and also made a solemn promise not to knock seven bells out of her if the lads lose today.

Oh.....one more thing, I promise to give up working as a Stuart Hall tribute act to spend more time on here. I've worked it out that if I do bugger all else with my life other than take the dogs out for a walk and go for the odd dump I'd be able to learn what 'rep' is and increase my post count to the requisite level which I believe is somewhere in the region of 84,000,000,000 per week.

 

Thats because they dont put ground bone into dog feed anymore, Jacky's fact for the day

 

You don't see any dog **** around Stowell St. Dunno why?

 

They probably recycle it!

 

Stowell St is Chinatown mate

 

Soon, with the power of the Death Star, it will be in tiny pieces, floating about space...

 

So it's eaten pre-production!

 

Can I order the mass debate for one please barman.

 

And you have a whole thread dedicated to it!

 

Are you going to apply for the Mod role Sombrero?

 

On a point of annoyance can I state that if elected I personally pledge to eradicate, through forceful banning, the use of the terms "would of / could of / should of" instead of "would have / could have etc.."

 

With such a compelling manifesto, Baldy is going to be hard to beat. In fact, he may be appointed the brand new role of Uber Mod Commandant

 

I hear you.

But I would pledge a review of the education system to deal with the problem at its root.

The suffix 'ed' not being used on the word 'bias' also boils my urine. Anyone caught doing so will be punished with six months hard labour in Siberia.

 

But that's because you're just bias!





Oops! <gulp>

 

Right thats it. Off to a Tauntaun farm for you.

 

Right im away for a walk with the lass and the bairn, I expect to be mod when I get back

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Better make it a long walk then.