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Time for a Dave Jones guide to football management thread

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  1. RangersHQ-Norfolk

    RangersHQ-Norfolk Member

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    Let's share with the world Dave Jones hints, tips and wisdom on the game he knows so well. I'll start with some worldly wise quotes;

    After Taarabt scoring two beauties at Cardiff -
    'He did nothing but score two goals, absolutely nothing... if anything, out of the 22 players out there I thought he was the poorest on show'

    After an 2-2 at home to QPR 'Cardiff took QPR to the cleaners'

    Dave Jones calling for one final push
    "We’re still playing catch-up at the moment so we’ve got to keep trying to pile the pressure on and pick up the points, which is what we’ve been doing all season."
     
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  2. Northolt-QPR

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    Another tonight, "not much difference between us and the 2 that went up!"
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    Except BOTTLE!
     
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    Northolt-QPR, May 17, 2011
  3. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    Some advice for Dave Jones for next season - don't let your players go out on the p**s the night before an "easy" game against 'Boro
     
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    Steelmonkey, May 17, 2011
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    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Handsome salary nice payoff then he's off to West Ham
     
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    Shawswood, May 17, 2011
  5. The other R in Houston

    The other R in Houston Well-Known Member

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    .... Who'll be missing out on the playoff final this time next year after being spanked 0-3 at home by Cardiff I hope
     
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    The other R in Houston, May 17, 2011
  6. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    Half-time team talks clearly not a strong point then...
     
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    BrixtonR, May 18, 2011

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    couldnt happen to nicer man!
     
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  8. Rollercoaster Ranger

    Rollercoaster Ranger Well-Known Member

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    From the BBC Website: Jones unsure about Cardiff future

    Cardiff boss Dave Jones admits he may not have a future at the club after Reading ended their Premier League promotion hopes.

    I'm not sure it will be his decision anyway. Either the board or the Adminstrators.
     
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  10. Northolt-QPR

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    <laugh> Yeah he does a bit, welcome to the board mate<ok>
     
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  11. peter1954qpr

    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    Thats him and Cardiff finished now, it was promotion or bust for Cardiff wait for the announcement "Cardiff enter administration" will be on sky sports news any day now,
     
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    "Cardiff enter administration" announcement will have to wait until after "Peter Ridsdale gets 3 years".
     
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    Eamon Holmes, May 18, 2011
  13. The Billionth QPR Fan

    The Billionth QPR Fan Well-Known Member

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    All Bothroyd did was score 1 goal (good goal though) but not much else. actually Taarabt basically gave Helguson the premier league opportunity on a plate. that comment actually proves that Taarabt only needs one half-chance to score.
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    Perfect match.
     
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  14. The Billionth QPR Fan

    The Billionth QPR Fan Well-Known Member

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    The images were meant to be a very glum Dave Jones and a sheep
     
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  15. Trypsin-1

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    1. get a face lift
    2. get a good team
    3. get botox
    4. be happy
    5. dont rape your players
    6. dont rape random sheep you find on the street
    7. know about football
    8. dont be a ****
    9. change your name
    10. change your nationality
     
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  16. Rs So Hounslow

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    Dave Jones: Supporting the lemon and bottle industry for the past few years.
     
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