Funny Boys names

We've all met them, guys you've met at work or whatever and they've had the stupidist names ever.

I went to school with a guy called Morgan

I've worked with an Algerian guy called Redeye!

Also an old Scottish **** called Lynsey, I **** you not.

What's the ****test/funniest name that you've came across on your journey through life?

 

One of the clients my brother works with is called Willie Small. Would have been good on the register in primary school

I used to play football with a Patrick Fitzpatrick and a Neil McNeil

 

@ Willie Small.

I know a guy called Billy Dick, he doesn't like getting called Willie for some reason

 

Once interviewed a bloke who's first name was Midnight.

 

Used to have a client called Alec Dick

Also used to know a bender from Edinburgh called Fergus Ferguson

 

I met a boy in a gay bar near helensburgh called wesley

 

The Dutch are pretty big on names that haven't been popular in the UK since Dickens: Edwin, Clarence and Wilfred spring to mind.

The oddest one though was probably a guy I used to work with whose first name was 'Boy'. WTF were his parents thinking about?

 

John Johnson and Ronald MacDonald

 

Anybody called Crawford.

 

A boy called Allan Allen went to my school

 

Some distant relatives (not blood) have called their new baby Riley Tiger. They do live in Stevenage though.

 

Is that your way of saying that you have relatives who aren't white, English and members of the EDL?

 

Um, no, it's my way of saying that they are blood relatives of my step-father.

 

My girlfriends sisters mate has called her baby Coray She said it was because the singer in slipknot

I think it's spelt wrong......it should be Corey and not Coray

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jate/hate EDGE

 

Had a client once called Richard Head. Dont think he appreciated me shortening it for him

Also had a woman client called Immaculata Cock. I couldnt help but laugh everytime i left her a voicemail message

 

I had 4 attempts and got it wrong every time.

 

I met Crazy Horse Invincible and his mate Spaceman Africa in Toronto a few years ago.

I **** you not