A new moderator.... over to you!

This fella for me...Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

 

I'll nominate myself, seeing as no one else has

bastards...

 

That's a good way to endear yourself to your voters!

 

Howay lads get the new Mod sorted out, I want to test his/her moderation skills with an expletive filled post which offends every religious denomination on the planet and calls for the removal of all existing Moderators......out the lot of them!!!!!.

The forum should be self moderating and not policed by self promoting do gooders who for some obscure reason think that we should all doff our hats and bow down to their whimsical procrastinations, when a f*cking good punch up outside would sort out any differences.....


I hope this application for Forum Moderator receives the consideration it deserves.

 

Aye, just wiped my arse with it. lolsies. have some rep you tart!

 

As one of the last remaining original members, it has to be

 

Rep for you good sir, rep for any other nominations for my good self

 

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I rest my case.


A conscientious mod wouldn't wipe his arse, he'd save the paper to reply to us poor minions who pay their wages.....

 

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Thanks lads but, not for me. It's nice to know that l was considered in passing, but as commented on l really find myself short on time these days and would not wish to venture into the labyrinth of sin that is the Sexy Poll. Although l do think that a lady mod would be a good move at some point in the future.
For what it's worth my vote goes to Pulpe.

 

Didn't think you'd be interested GlitF, neither was LTF or LE.

Maybe we should transfer H from Watford.

 

I'm disappointed that GlitF has withdrawn from this incredibly exciting mod race, I think the presence of a lady mod would be good for the foul mouthed, sexist, rough pelts amongst us...

I for one would fully embrace a member of the fairer sex (providing she'd let me) by asking pertinent questions on domestic matters rather than bombarding the board with football matters and other uneducational trivia. I'm pretty sure that most males on the forum would love to know how to crothcet, remove curry stains from a lamora wool cardigan and fluff up a pair of the wife's slippers after the dog's slashed on them.

 

Come on now Jim, you surely don't try to blame the dog for that do you?

 

I could stick a wig on and some lippy for you?

 

Think it'll take a bit more than a wig and some lippy for JI to pass the test.

Plus he'd never get away with high heels.

 

Ah shucks Dad, you say the nicest things, it's so lovely to see how in touch you
are with your feminine side, l am virtually moved to tears....... Sob....... Does anyone know how to remove tear stains from my best mechanics overalls ?

 

Petrol and a match?

 

If getting this gig will necessitate me getting a sex change....

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Charming l'm sure, well that's it, l'm off to watch the footie !